You may find this hard to believe, but...I've never kissed a girl before.
[smugly] I find it hard to believe that you think I'd find that hard to believe.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Alright, this is what we're gonna do. First of all, take out five dollars.
I need $5 dollars.
Second, tomorrow when you walk her to school, take her to by that old scary abandon house on the corner.
Right, cause she'll think I'm brave.
No, you'll get scared and she'll comfort you, and that's when you plant one on her.
Ok, that's a great idea.
Thanks, you have five ones for this five?
Umm... [takes out another 5 dollars]
Great, cause my five was lonely
What's Deja Vu?
It's when you feel like something happened before.
For example, dad you have five dollars?
umm.. Why?
Cause I need five dollars.. Deja Vu, huh Justin?
So Alex, what was your first kiss like?
You know, it was in this place...with this guy...and it was very romantic. Over Christmas Vacation.
We went to Grandma's over Christmas Vacation.
Wait a minute! You haven't kissed a guy yet! [smugly] I so have this over you now!
No you don't!
I know so when I go to school tomorrow and tell everyone you've never kissed anyone, no one'll care.
Hey Justin!
[Justin looks over at Alex. Alex grabs a random boy and kisses him.]
Now you've got nothing over me!
I'm gonna get even!
Hah-yeah. Okay. That'll never happen. Remember the time you wanted to get "even with me"? I got the bigger bedroom and you got what?
[he says embarrased] Shot-gun on that one trip to the outlet mall..
Exactly, some things never change!
Oh! Some chocolate! Oh wait, that's not a straw!
We didn't play paintball!
...What are pigeons eating now a'days?
GBGurt Barn Lady
[takes picture of Harper] [monotone voice] I know you've only been working here four hours, but congratulations. You're Employee of the Month. I almost won it 4 times, but I lost cause I take too many breaks. That reminds me. It's time for my break.
AHAlex and Harper
[Singing the Funky Hat Song] What's that? A hat? Crazy, funky, junky hat! Overslept? Hair unsightly? Trying to look like Keira Knightley? We've been there, we've done that! We see right through your funky hat!
AAAHH! He's after me!!!
You don't know our dad. He'll throw a tantrum. And you'll know because it sounds like this. Wadigibadee hobadee ha! HA! ALEX!"
Ooh! A catwalk! [Walks on it like a model]
TJT.J.
I'll show you a lair!
[To Alex] Wow, you weren't kidding He really does do that.
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