[Condescendingly to a depressed Niles] Oh dear, Niles, what is it this time? Your job? Your weight? No future?
Actually, I was just wondering why I don't have a social life but you cleared that right up for me. Thank you, sir.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Good things come to those who wait, sir. Unless they wait too long and then they slip through their namby-pamby fingers.
Would you like some more, Sylvia?
What, did we just meet?
[Holds up a skimpy bikini] Oh, Val, I just love this new bathing suit I got. Do you think Mr. Sheffield will be able to see my tattoo in this?
Fran, he'll be able to see your liver in that.
[Greeting Ms. America] Tara, hi! Fran Fine, Miss Subways, 198-er... 90.
TTara
It's always nice to meet another pageant winner. What was your platform?
59th and Lex. You know, we have so much in common. We're both title holders and you can't married for the duration of your reign and I can't get married for the love of God.
It is just so adorable how you can't really express the way you feel. Like all the times you yell and scream at me when in reality, you want to hug me.
Well...
And all those times when you fired me when in reality, you want to kiss me.
[Shyly] All right.
When you told me you love me and you took it back when in reality...
No, actually, that I meant.
I hate you.
No, you don't. You really want to hug me.
Guys come up with the lamest excuses.
[Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. Like when you told me you had that whisker burn all over your face from kissing my mother? Hello?!!
Fran, that really happened.
[In tears] It's times like this you look up to God and ask: "Why? Why?!"
We can't ask why, Sylvia. It's nature. It's random. It's...
No! Why don't you marry my daughter?
Ma, I met this man at Danny's funeral.
Fabulous! He's Jewish?
Yeah, and a doctor.
Oh!
And he's gay.
So you seeing him again?
Don't you know that if you were, God forbid, in a coma, technically, I'm not considered family? I wouldn't be allowed to pull the plug. I should have at least have THAT much satisfaction.
So do you want children someday?
BBobby
Yes.
Is your mother alive?
BBobby
No.
Take me.
So who is this Bob fellow anyway?
Oh, you're going to love him!
Well, the important thing is that you love him, Miss Fine. [nervously] Do you love him, Miss Fine?
Don't be silly, it took me three years to fall in love with you— [catches herself] ...Hoo's chocolate drink, moving on.
Dr. Miller says I should go out of the house without makeup on. That I should even tell people my real age.
What else does this "genius" have to say?
I don't know. I blacked out after that.
When you sent Miss Fine to therapy, you never thought about how this would affect me. Miss Babcock should be here, she's my home entertainment center
GGracie
Niles, could you bring me a drink?
Happy hour doesn't start till you go home, see it just doesn't work with her
(to Niles) would you stop complaining, Miss. Fine giving up men is a god send
But sir your a man despite the way you trible a ball in those bath beads you like so much
This is not about me, Miss. Fine giving up her urge to be in a relationship is the best thing for her, no more rushing into romances no more getting her poor heartbroken
No more nudging you to make a commitment
Yea i know isn't it wonderful (He laughs) and the best part of it is it's all the doctor's idea there's no way i can be blamed for this
(she enters the room) I BLAME YOU FOR THIS (Maxwell runs and hides behind Niles) I don't know who the bigger nut is, that shrink for telling her she does not need to get married or (She points at Mr. Sheffield) you for paying for it tell her you can't afford it that you're broke.
oh she'll never believe that he's worth millions
I can't believe you told your mother you were giving up on men. What did she do?
She tried to swallow a whole rotisserie chicken in her mouth like a python.
Maybe you should have told her when she wasn't eating.
Oy, you try catching lightning in a bottle.
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