“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Niles

I mean what do we really know about this Chandler fellow Miss. Babcock's so fond of?

Where did that Psychiatrist get his degree? is what I'd like to know

Brighton

Gin

I mean what kind of imbecile encourages a single woman to go out with two couples like some kind of fifth wheel

Niles

Yes it's madness sir

I sent her to that Psychiatrist to stop this dating lunacy and get her to spend more time here with me...well um the children

I don't know why I'm always having to defend myself to you "mmm", I'm a grown man i can come and go as i please.

Fran

I don't know who you are anymore

I'm your boss you are the nanny and that is an end to the discussion

Fran

Fine then i'll say no more

Thank You, (Fran throws a roll and hits Max with it)

Now, listen to me carefully. He's your boss. You are the nanny.

Fran

Wow...

You mean no one's ever pointed it out to you before?

Fran

Oh, constantly. But when you're paying $140 an hour, it's got so much more resonance.

Fran

Hello Mr Sheffield

Ah miss fine you seamed to have moved passed the unpleasantness of the other morning. Did you have a good theropy session?

Fran

Oh Mr. Sheffield what goes on in a therapist office is confidential you really shouldn't pry into the private lives of others "oh the new people"

I'm glad your feeling better Miss Fine

Fran

Oh I am Dr. Miller Is a genius he is so Intelligent and Insightful I swear I have never met a man who understood me more

Oh sounds to me like someone has a little crush on their theropist

Fran

sounds to me like someone is a little jealous, you see what your doing don't you you are elevating me to the status of wife, that's why you can't stand to see me act like a beautiful single woman

I can assure you Miss fine I am not jealous

Fran

Denial

I'm not in denial

Fran

Denying Denial

What did he do?

Sylvia

Let's just say he put his hand some place he shouldn't have.

Oh my God! And nobody's going to do anything about it?!

Sylvia

What are you gonna do, call the police? They'd have to arrest every man on the subway.

How are Ms. Fine and her mother?

Val

Well, so far it's quiet.

Oh my God! He's killed her!

Val

The bank robber took your mother!

Fran

Oh my God! That poor man!

(walking over to Fran, reading the piece of paper on his clipboard) Juror number two. Sorry, but under marital status, does this say Divorced?

Fran

(looking at what she wrote) No. Disgusted.

C. C.

Yes. I used to be one.

Fran

[Counselling Niles] All this anger and bitterness is just a mask for low self-esteem. Where does all this come from?

Brighton

Hey, Niles, could you wash my underwear?

Darling, I've known the butler 30 years. We've had many gay times together, shared a fag or two between us and I can tell you, if there was anything queer about him, I'd know it.

Fran

So in other words, you had some fun, you smoked a few cigarettes and there's nothing strange about him.

Of course.

Fran

Just making sure.

Fran

A woman just called and told me that Ma may not be my real mother.

So are we happy or sad?

Fran

We're thinking.

C. C.

[to Maxwell] I have a friend at CBS who wants to buy our show and turn it into a TV series.

Niles

Whoa, back up. You have a friend?

Ladies, tell me: What could be better than my new play being nominated for a Tony Award?

Sylvia

Your face on my grandchild.

Alright, now this Is It. Now, if they start to shoot our row, I don't want anyone making rabbit ears behind anyone else's heads, alright? Just behave yourselves.

Brighton

When did I ever do that?

I wasn't speaking to you.

Niles

Oh, one time at the Angela Lansbury roast. Would you let It go?