How much do you know about the Titanic?
Top of the line! They had a midnight buffet on deck. And the ice sculpture—HUGE!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Nanny Fine, don't be hurt just because I'm closer to little Gretel than you are.
Gretel never said that!
CCC.C.
Aren't we defensive? There's nothing wrong with being just a pretty face. In fact, it's a plus if you have no skills.
I've got skills!
CCC.C.
Nanny Fine, identifying what's in the Godivas without a guide is not a skill. C'mon! You must know the only reason you got this job is because of your looks.
Hey! Hey! That is not true! I got this job because I lied on my resume.
What is it with guys? Why do they always think just because you're at a singles bar with a cute top, a tight skirt and stiletto heels, you're looking for action?
JJack
Why do women think that guys expect them to jump into bed every time they try to buy them a drink? Now, potato skins, I get you both.
I don't think so.
Speak for yourself. I haven't had a potato skin in three years.
I was 17 once too. I snuck out all the time. Of course, I didn't have a boyfriend. I just wanted to eat bacon.
Who told you to call the doctor?
Ms. Fine.
Well, excuse me but when did she become master of the house?
Three years ago September.
[At Loehmann's sale]
SShopper
Excuse me please. I had this sweater first.
I believe you're mistaken.
SShopper
I've got the cuff.
I've got the armpit.
SShopper
[Grabs Grace] I've got your kid.
Hah! She's not mine.
SShopper
Listen, I'm warning you. My nicotine patch fell off, my mother's in town and my boyfriend just left me for my brother.
[Points to Grace] I'm over 30, single, and I work for her!
Niles, I was thinking Mr. Sheffield was right. If I help Brighton with his project, it's only going to hurt him.
You've already gotten involved and screwed up?
Yeah.
Ms. Fine and Ms. Babcock walking arm-in arm. Isn't that one of the Biblical signs of the Apocalypse?
Ms. Fine, what are you doing here?
I heard moaning and screaming coming from your room and I figured I should be a part of it.
[insinuating herself under the guise of talking about Frieda] I hope he knows he doesn't have forever because she's not gonna wait around like some schlub since she can't even spit in this town without hitting some eligible classy guy.
Good bloody luck to her catching one because men seldom date women who say the word "schlub" and rarely marry those who spit!
FFrieda
I'm gonna go upstairs and try on my old wedding gown. C'mon, kids, come help zip me up.
I'll get the pliers.
Why don't you give your father a chance to make up for last time? I'm sure you'll find you've got a lot in common.
No. Unlike my father, I'm not about to abandon my responsibilities for sexual gratification with some cheap floozy who works for me.
WHY?!!
JJoan
Isn't this delightful? Where did you get the exquisite shrimp?
I came with her.
JJoan
No, dear. I meant the crustacean.
Oh... She's my daughter.
Chester loves the kennel. When I come to take him home, he just hangs on to the little bars for dear life.
It's bad enough having your dog here. [Fran enters] Always begging to go out, jumping into my lap, rubbing up against me all the time...
SHHHHH! Does everybody need to know our business?
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