How do you do, Tiss Maylor? I'm Biles, the nutler.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It doesn't matter who's coming over, Miss Fine, because you're not going to meet her... him, or it.
You know, I cannot believe that you don't trust me. I mean, I sit here cooped up in the house all day, you never introduce me to any of the stars that you know, you never let me in any of your shows. I have a good mine to get Little Ricky and... oh.
CCC.C.
Nanny Fine, I need you to drop off this script to Antonio Banderas!
Forget it, Miss Babcock. I already know who's coming over here.
CCC.C.
You told her about Elizabeth Taylor?!
No. You did!
I don't care if I ever get married. Meanwhile, my mother has a sudden urge to jump out the window and she doesn't know why.
Margaret, if you were Ms. Fine, what car would you like to drive?
Uh... my husband's.
CCC.C.
[Covered with egg yolks and broken egg shells] Maxwell, you've got to do something about that woman. There are people out there throwing EGGS! [Grabs a towel and walks off.]
[Maxwell looks befuddled, then Niles walks into the kitchen from the outside with an empty egg carton. Maxwell sees him and gives Niles a stern look]
...What? Everyone else was doing it.
C.C., life is short. You should go back to doing what you were doing when you were young.
Sir, there's so little call nowadays for Civil War nurses.
Mr. Sheffield is going through a mid-life crisis and I don't know how to pull him out of it.
Marry him.
How's that gonna help him?
Who cares? Better we should be happy.
If God listened to my mother, I'd be living in a mansion with a handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids. (stares at the ceiling) She forgot to say "married"?!
LLady
Shhh!
Calm down, it's in Hebrew. What, are you afraid you'll miss something?
I Knew It. I knew it!!........ Andrew Loyd Webber is God
Ooh, croy-sants!
[correcting her] Croissants. I never thought I'd say this to you but more nasal.
(to CC) No sour grapes, you could have foreign men worship you too. Go to India. You'd be sacred.
CCaptain
Welcome aboard the Century, ladies. I'm your captain.
[With Yetta hanging onto her] How do you do? I'm Fran Fine and this is my birth control device.
You look so different without your blue uniform and your big handlebar moustache.
Yetta, that's Cap'n Crunch.
I know who it is. That picture on the box must have been taken years ago.
You can't trust him. He won't make you happy.
I don't want to be happy. I want to be married.
I told mother no one should get a hold of their trust fund until they're at least 30 years old.
30?! I'm not gonna have a date 'til I'm 30!
Honey, at least when you turn 30, you'll be rich. When I turn 30, I'll be... 40.
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