CClara
Ms. Fine, is it? Which agency exactly was it that arranged for your position here?
Oh, I didn't come through an agency. Mr. Sheffield hired me right off the street.
It's not like it sounds. I tried her out for the weekend first.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Aw he must've been so cute in his little crib, with his lil' silver pacifier in his little three pieced diaper
Maggie, shut your mouth. We are not a PEZ dispenser.
Ms. Fine, what I am trying to say is if you are intent on having a fling then there are certain rules regarding proper places for a fling to be flung.
Mm-hmm. So I take it the previous nannies never, er... flang?
No, they were not flingers.
[About Steve going back to college]
Oh, a professional man! Doctor?
SSteve
No.
Lawyer?
SSteve
No.
Indian chief?
SSteve
I'll give you a hint. [Dons a red rubber nose]
You're studying to be Karl Malden?
It is just a P.T.A. Meeting.
Meanwhile, some of those Ps and Ts could be lonely hes.
You've certainly got the A for it.
[About Grace as a performer]
My God, she has got something, hasn't she?
Yeah. Guts.
CChloe
I'll never forget those three glorious weeks we spent in Cornwall.
We were never in Cornwall.
CChloe
Devon?
No.
CChloe
The cozy little room with the fireplace and the four-poster bed?
Nope. Not me.
CChloe
Well, I had a good time.
Aw, thanks, Peppy.
PPepe
No, it's Pe-PAY, okay?
Let me guess. Arnold, right?
PPepe
No, Bernie.
I'm gonna be canned for sure.
Ms. Fine, you spend so much time up this creek, I should think by now you'd have bought a paddle.
Maggie has to learn to handle 14-year-old boys so that when she grows up, she can know how to handle full grown men who, when you think about it, are a lot like 14-year-old boys.
No way my little cousin Tiffany is still in pampers
TTiffany
Good news, I'm potty trained which is more than I can say for him [points to her grandpa]
I just saw Mr Sheffield naked, it was horrible!
I keep telling him to get to the gym.
[About Fran's tonsil removal]
Remember, Fran, afterwards, you can have all the ice-cream you want.
Swell. If I live, I'll be hippy.
Shister Meffield, I love you.
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