It's the worst blizzard in 30 years.
Oh God! Did Kathie Lee come into the studio?
No.
It's bad.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[About Kenny]
For all we know, he could be a member of a gang.
What gang? The 'Oys In The Hood?
JJocelyn
Maxwell, you described [Fran]'s laugh all wrong in your letter. It's nothing like the QE 2 adrift in a fog.
Brighton, don't be greedy. God will punish you.
[Enters] Good evening, everyone.
See?
Niles, have you seen my yellow notepad with all my notes on it?
Not recently, sir. Where did you have it last?
Why do people always ask that? If I remembered where I had it last, I'd go there and get it, not bother you about it, wouldn't I? [remembers] Mantle. I was pacing, and I left it on the–[walks to the fireplace mantle, finding his notepad] Niles, you're a genius.
Honored to be the wind beneath your wings, sir.
Too bad we didn't have this conversation in the garden. The plants would have loved the fertilizer.
Ms. Fine, don't you have something you want to say to Mr. Bradley and his son?
Yeah, but then I'd have something else to apologize for.
That sales clerk was SO rude!
I know! You ask to try on 20 pairs of shoes and right away they get an attitude.
[Coming up with an excuse to get Maggie out of gym class]
How about severe depression brought on by feelings of inadequacy and fear of death?
Gracie, where do you come up with these things?
Usually during hopscotch.
CSCoach Stone
You call that a double handspring layout?! SHAPE UP!!! I've seen better routines in Gymboree! You MARY LOU ROTTEN!!!!
It's like my mother always says—
"You can freeze anything"?
No.
"Why buy Sweet'N Low when restaurants are giving it away"?
No.
"Seven cans of tuna fish count as one in the express line"?
No. My mother always said: "Blood is thicker than water. And you can wash them both off of plastic slip covers".
Mr. Sheffield, can I talk to you for just one minute?
I doubt it.
So would you like me to be there when you tell the children?
Oh Do we have to tell the children?
I think they'll notice you're missing.
Can't you just tell them I'm taking a bath?
Ms. Fine, you'll be gone forever.
Tell them I'm putting on my makeup.
Hey, kids, you know when I'm down in the dumps, what cheers me up?
A fifth of scotch and a fresh pack of batteries?
Hi. I'm Fran and this is Gracie.
BBobbi
[One of the contestants] I'm Bobbi Jo and this is my daughter Betty Jo.
How are things in Petticoat Junction? [They share polite laughter]
BBobbi
So is this your first beauty pageant?
Hardly. Yours?
BBobbi
Oh, 'fraid not. Ms. Sun Svelte 1982.
'83 Ms. Manny, Moe & Jack.
BBobbi
'84 Ms. Leon County.
'85 Ms. Union Turnpike.
BBobbi
'87 finalist, Ms. Universe.
Oh. Nothing in '86, huh?
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