Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Niles, are you okay?
I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit queer.
Don't ask, don't tell. But for God's sake, come out of the closet.
Ill, Ms. Fine. I'm beginning to feel a bit ill.
Oh, you British. You look like us, you act like us, but bottomline: you're foreigners.
I'm just trying to expose the children to other cultures. We order Chinese food, they learn how Jewish people eat.
[After hearing Fran call Mr. Sheffield from downstairs]
Ms. Fine, please. They've already freed Willy.
I don't know about these straps, Ma. You look like a ham.
The salesgirl said I look like a dream.
Maybe Oscar Mayer's.
She should choke on her commission!
[At the Mishkin wedding, Fran tells off C.C.]
Look, I can understand you feeling threatened by me.....yes, even in THIS dress! But there is no reason that we can't get along under the same roof. Oh, wait, you don't live with us!
Your point?!
Look, you're a lovely woman, and I wish you well. But if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they'll be wiping your blue blood off the walls! And I mean that in the nicest possible way!
[Watching Maxwell and Grace dancing]
Look, Ma, she's standing on his shoes. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?
Adorable. Go cut in!
[About her uncle] Jack was always trying to one-up my mother. We bought a Skylark, he bought an Eldorado. We moved to Flushing, he moved to Florida. I'm telling you, she could never win. Oh yeah, once, she grew a moustache before him.
What we need here is compromise.
Meaning I do what you want and compromise my integrity.
That's democracy in action.
Question: When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment? At all?
I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
I remember when Goldie died, may she rest in peace.
Your grandmother?
My goldfish.
Goldie the goldfish. Clever. You should write.
I loved her so. And then there she was one day belly-up in her bowl, her little body just covered in ick. We gave her a 21 flush salute.
Lovely tribute.
No. She just wouldn't go down.
Look, Gracie! Santa took a bite out of the cookies we left him.
I didn't know Santa wore red lipstick.
The man gets out of the house once a year. Live and let live.
Niles, did you remember my attache?
Yes, sir.
And my carry-on?
Always, sir.
Well, seems we have everything.
[Enters] Maxwell?
Oops, I guess I did forget one old bag.
Synthetic fur. How P.C. of you.
P.C.?
As in politically correct.
Oh, well, it's actually J.C. as in Penney. Your outfit's nice too.
Of course dear, it's an Adolfo.
As in Hitler?
[About the acting of a soap opera star]
He is truly sensitive. When he cries, snot comes out of his nose.
Oh Mr. Sheffield, I hope I didn't screw up your play.
Well frankly after how Brock treated you this evening I'm not sure I'd care to work with him anyway.
Oh, that's too bad too, cause now he could really hit those high notes. [claps her hand together] [Mr Sheffield looking shocked]
Does that mean she kicked him in the–?
Goodnight Brighton.
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