You wanna know how to beat it?
You can beat a lie detector?
Yeah, it's easy. You just tell the truth.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How do you know this?
APAmanda Puryer
I know everything.
What's that like?
APAmanda Puryer
Almost always disappointing.
Charlie. What are you thinking?
I'm thinking about what I want and what I need.
What do you want?
I want a peaceful soul.
And what do you need?
I need a bigger gun.
BSBobby Stark
[delivering an M-4 carbine to Crews] It's not Zen, Charlie.
It'll just have to do until Zen comes along.
Just breathe.
[SPOILER]
Do you know how I got through twelve years of prison?
RNRoman Nevikov
[laughing] Your Zen?
[Charlie delivers a devastatingly fast chop to the throat, and watches Roman choke to death.]
Like that.
[voiceover] What we learned as children, that one plus one equals two, we know to be false. One plus one equals one. We even have a word for when you, plus another, equals one. That word is love.
Oh, please! I come from Flushing. There is nothing these kids can throw at me that I haven't seen before. Except maybe their trust funds.
You can't fire me! I quit! [walks out the door, comes back in] No, you fired me. That way, I can collect unemployment.
I overreacted. Didn't I?
Like Reagan in Grenada.
I just hope there's enough food. You know, shiksas are notorious for not ordering enough food. Booze, yes, but food, they don't know from.
Shiska. Is that like a tchotcke?
Yes, but they cost a lot more.
Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
It saves time.
[after an argument with Mr. Sheffield] Can you believe he just sent me to my room? He is so adorable sometimes.
Who does C.C. think she is, butting into my social life?
What social life?
I just went to the movies with Denise.
Honey, she's the cleaning lady.
[Trying to correct her walk]
It's your hips, Ms. Fine.
Well, I've never had any complaints before.
It's the way they move from side to side.
Well, I've never had any complaints before.
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