I'll give you a free piece of advice. Next time, bet on me.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm sorry, what are we talkin' about?
Where were you yesterday?
Why? Did somethin' happen?
No.
So, what's the problem?
You're keeping addict hours, you come in late, you leave early, you're haggard. It's like the baby's already been born.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
Tim?
I'd rather not take sides.
Thank you.
Well would you rather do morning prisoner transports for the next six months?
You do seem a little tired.
No shit! The question is why?
Smart money in the office pool's on exotic dancin'.
I would like to be your distributor of heroin in Harlan county. Now, I figure we split it right down the middle. You and me, we could both make out pretty well.
But even if I were looking for a partner—which I'm not, by the way—it would have to be someone I could trust.
Well, you can trust me!
But I don't even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.
CSCassie St. Cyr
I know why you keep misjudging us.
Do tell.
CSCassie St. Cyr
Unlike the rest of these sorry souls around here we're not afraid of you.
Well, in that case, ma'am, I think we've misjudged each other.
You read what I did to the last old boy tried to make time with my wife?
Skimmed it. Something about a coma.
No, I marked him. Now, anytime anybody sees that little greaser gimp around, hears the punch-drunk way that he talks, what they're seeing and hearing is me.
Hmm.
What I made him. So how about at 6:00 this P.M, I put a little limp in that Gary Cooper walk, write my name all over that pretty face of yours?
[to Raylan] Admit it. You're getting a little bit of a marshal stiffy yourself.
If my stiffy lasts much longer I'm going to have to consult my physician. What's your opinion?
On your stiffy? I don't have one.
MGMason Goines
You don't worry about how long you're gonna live. You worry about how slow you're gonna die.
Are you going to tell me how much money it was or not?
I did... it's a goodly sum.
AAlvin
Any fool that didn't see that grifter Barbie coming a mile off deserves getting his ass fleeced.
LSLindsey Salazar
How's that song go? Look for the rainbow in every storm?
I'll have to download that.
Oh, them chickens. You got to understand, man. I've been holding that dream in my head so long, I might kind of lost sight of the thing.
Randall, I know you're shackled, and it ain't half fair, but you say one more word about chickens, I'm gonna shoot you again.
Jerry, really? Is that really the price? Or are you just thinking about taking off with the money?
JBJeremy Barkley
Jesus, Nicky. What the hell kind of a question is that?
Uh, fair.
JBJeremy Barkley
I mean, I've always been protecting you. I mean, we're friends.
We are. But I heard the FBI doesn't even have the case anymore. The Marshals are running it.
JBJeremy Barkley
[suddenly nervous] Where you hear that?
Do you really think that you're the only guy Theo's got left in the FBI?
[Nicky shoots Barkley in the head]
JCJosiah Cairn
It was the young people drove me out. No values no more.
Whole world's a tree, Raylan. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
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