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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Tim tell you I wasn't coming in?

Yes, he did. Said the game was afoot.

[sighs] Here we go.

I'm sure you'll keep putting your best foot forward. Do what needs to be done.

That why you called? Foot puns?

Yes, actually. Yes, it is. It's the only reason.

Any luck delaying Arlo's deal?

No. Sonya Gable hasn't returned our calls.

Why's that?

I suspect she knows that we're trying to delay the deal.

Why the hell would she delay the deal?

Well, I don't know, Raylan. After you finish playing footsie, why don't you go ask her?

RRoz

I didn't have no goddamn sex with Teddy.

No, I'm sure you and "rapes with a smile" here were just talking.

SESharon Edmunds

See, Raylan there, he's got the badge and the drawl and the whole squinty, sexy thing, and there was a time I would have run right to him, done the whole merry-go-round. Now I see that for what it is, and him for who he is. That man's an emotional disaster.

TNTillman Napier

You're about as welcome here as a case of the clap. You can worm your way in here, but that's all you're ever gonna be. A goddamn worm.

Well, too bad you weren't the early bird that caught it.

Jackie Nevada...Sounds like a name out of a Steve McQueen movie.

JNJackie Nevada

My stepdad wanted to call me Sierra, but he named me after my mom instead. She walked out on us before I had a memory of her. They never married, and Reno wasn't even my dad.

Your stepdad's name is Reno? The man's name is actually Reno Nevada? Some kind of lounge singer?

JNJackie Nevada

Card player. Taught me some tricks. Sometimes we get in games together.

Sounds like you had quite an upbringing.

JNJackie Nevada

He did okay. Best he could without my mom. I did see pictures of her posing nude in the backyard once, Reno left on the dresser.

But you never saw your own mother?

JNJackie Nevada

Lots of people haven't seen their moms or their dads.

Yet others do as much as they can to avoid them.

JNJackie Nevada

You just showed your cards.

That's how I see the world. Going around like this basketball. Me and you gonna have to meet up again, Raylan. Can't say when right now. You're gonna be looking over your shoulder till I make the scene. Then we gonna take it to the edge.

LPLee Paxton

I think you're missing the point. Your daddy got the point. Crowders do what we say.

EMEllen May

Do you think that, um, that I could ever be the kind of woman who belongs in these clothes? And walk into church and not have people say, "Now, ain't that sweet? The whore's come to get saved"?

I think If you pretend to be something long enough, it's not pretending.

[at Arlo's bedside] You're not gonna say anything, hmm? Just lie there and wait me out. Doc says you've been in and out and there's a chance you'd sleep all the time I was here, but we both know you're too mean to go that easy, so come on. Give me something. I ain't asking for an apology. Hell, that'd take too long, and I don't want any fatherly advice. Figure if you had any worth giving, you wouldn't be circling the drain in a prison infirmary. Just give me something. Who's Drew Thompson? Not for me, for your grandkids. They can grow up with a chief deputy for a daddy, hear stories about their granddaddy who wasn't just a son of a bitch.

[Arlo remains silent]

All right, Arlo. This is your last last chance.

[Arlo remains silent, Raylan moves to leave]

Don't go.

[Raylan stops]

Closer.

[Raylan leans in]

Kiss my ass.

[being led from the back room of the bar, in handcuffs] Raylan Givens! If you were coming down here anyway why have Shelby drag me in again?

I didn't have him drag you in the first time. [indicates the officer leading Boyd] What's going on?

OOfficer

What's it look like?

Did Shelby send you?

OOfficer

He's the boss, isn't he?

I just saw him not fifteen minutes ago, he didn't mention anything.

OOfficer

Maybe he figured it wasn't any of your concern.

Well except I told him I was coming here. I'm sorry, we haven't met; I'm deputy US Marshal Raylan Givens.

OOfficer

Well, all due respect—

'K, just, hold up. [to Ava] Is that an engagement ring?

Mm-hmm.

'S a big rock, ain't it? Now as acrimonious as our relationship has been lately, Raylan, Ava and I discussed it and you still gon' be on the guest list.

[to Ava] You know the definition of crazy, right? [Ava shakes her head] Keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting it to come out different. [Ava chuckles]

OOfficer

Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.

Okay, maybe I'm crazy, or I'm just having a hell of a day: did you just give me an order?

OOfficer

You don't move, I'm gonna shoot you.

[Both draw, Raylan shoots the officer, Ava and Boyd yell in surprise]

[calmly] Jesus, I hope I got that right.

Now, all the things you've done, the way you built your fortunes, it might make you criminals, but it don't make you outlaws. I am the outlaw, and this is my world, and my world has a high cost of living.

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