Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
The point is, Mr. Crowder, when he asks me, and he will, where Robert Quarles is, does Theo Tonin sound like the kind of man to whom you'd like to say, "I'm sorry, but he escaped from a disease-ridden whore factory up in inbred holler"?!
I'm gonna let that one go.
Now it's funny how that money bring together all them wayward personalities.
Are you smoking Oxycontin in my motor coach?
I most certainly am.
Do that in your own vehicle.
My car's not that comfortable.
Robert. Limehouse told you where to wait. Go wait there.
Is daddy getting mad?
For once in your life, do what has been asked of you.
You remember the pawn-shop owner you sent after me, Glen Fogle?
God rest his soul.
Had a little game he liked to play with his flunkies. Are you familiar?
Uh, remind me?
I ask you a question. You answer truthfully, or I pull the trigger. You understand?
It seems simple enough.
You have any questions?
What are you doing?
Is that your question?
You think you can make me talk?
That's your choice.
Or you're gonna shoot me?
There's a five out of six chance I won't.
Bullshit.
Where's Quarles?
Kiss my ass.
[Raylan aims at Duffy and pulls the trigger. The gun doesn't fire.
Jesus! Christ! There are cops outside!
That's right. They're outside.
You're a cop!
Deputy U.S. Marshal.
Raylan, you just can't come in here and shoot me because you- y- you feel like it!
Why not? Isn't that the way you guys do it? Isn't that why Tom Bergen's dead while his wife and children are grieving? So, you know what? Now we're gonna play by your rules.
Raylan—
Where's Quarles?
I don't know!
[Raylan pulls the trigger again]
Jesus! Stop it! What is wrong with you?!
You want me to stop, tell me the truth.
How can I tell you what I don't know?
Start with telling me what you do know.
Okay. Just give me a minute.
No.
[Raylan raises his gun again]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Okay! What do I know?! What do I know?! I know that, uh I know that Limehouse set this all up! I know that Quarles likes young boys. Who do you think called in the Brady Hughes tip? Me! I know that he wants you dead, and he probably wants me dead, too. And, yes, I tried to blow him up in his car! And then I drove away! That's what I know!
That's it?
That is all I know!
You don't know where he is?
I don't know where he is!
Okay. I believe you.
[Raylan leaves]
Jesus Christ!
[to Boyd] You're not as dumb as you look. I like the use of the word cahoots, though.
[about Limehouse] A horsefly sneezes in these hills, he knows about it beforehand, but I'm to believe the car bomb and the dead trooper down the road comes as news.
Well I guess we best both sleep with one eye open.
I always do.
I guess Art thought what Arlo had done upset me in some way. Could really only be expected; Arlo's a criminal, never been anything else. Art offered me a drink. I didn't need it but I took it anyway... then Boyd got his release. I asked if he was proud, letting a feeble old man take the fall for him - didn't seem to bother him none, one way or the other. He just walked out of there, happy as a preacher on Sunday.
So then you came here, asking for another drink you don't need.
You sure all your sister has is water?
I offered you milk and apple juice.
Not even light beer?
Raylan, why are you here?
Well, I told you when I came in. Was just... wondering how this was all gonna work out. So you're gonna stay here with your sister until the baby's born?
Mhm... is that it?
I thought I might pat the belly, see the latest sonogram-
Tell me a story about a man getting his arm chopped off.
[about Quarles] You know what they're saying at the office? I dis-armed him.
'S pretty good.
Well, uh, it's getting late, I should go. I'll let you get back to sleep. Apologize to your sister for me.
I will. Hey, Raylan? Only thing I didn't understand... why- why did Art think you'd be upset?
Well, I think it was why Arlo shot Bergen.
Which was?
He didn't know he was a state trooper. Just saw a man in a hat, pointing a gun at Boyd.
You think this is the first time I had a gun pointed at me?
No... could be your last though.
You know what your problem is? You got no self-awareness. You think trying to do right by your children excuses everything, even killing men.
They were heroin dealers. If they'd just give up their money, none of this would have happened.
Any problem, that's someone else's fault. You ever hear of the saying, "You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole"?
No one ever said runnin' a criminal enterprise was gonna be this hard, huh?
They left that part out on career day.
[to Roz] Shoot him.
Jesus girl, you just showed me your tits 45 minutes ago.
Oh, hallelujah! But what you want to know is, do I get bit? Well, am I right? Right. Yes, I do. Now, only twice so far, hallelujah. By this one right here I call Mabel. Now, once, I took her out of her crate too rough, I deserved it. The other time, well, the lord only knows. Both times I survived the venom. It was the lord who saw fit to have me continue my ministry. Now, of course, not all survive. Our daddy and his before died from the serpent's bite, their place in heaven guaranteed, there being no greater sign of obedience to the lord than to be taken home in such a manner. So, that's why we're here. Why are you here, newcomers? You all come to watch the hillbilly with the snakes? Or did you come to be saved?!
You came here about the job, right? You need to hear about this. I got a young kid here, decorated sniper in Iraq War, Army Ranger, I don't know how many kills he had. Always lookin' to kill somebody else. Probably got PTSD. Probably an alcoholic. Not a matter if that powder keg is gonna blow but when. I got a lady marshall here. Brought in two of the top fifteen fugitives to this office, but she's always tryin' to prove herself. I thought she was gonna be the one that would take this office over when I got ready to retire, but now she's left her husband so it's gonna be fun to monitor her emotional state over the next year, see if she can keep it together. Then I got a local boy, born in Harlan county, been investigated so many times internal affairs has got him on speed dial. Father's in prison for murderin' two people, including a state trooper, and his daddy killed somebody else last night in prison and I get to be the one to tell him about it!
That mystery bag thing is giving me a bit of a Marshal stiffy.
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