[about Arlo] Why can't you bail him out?
Those are the first words out of your mouth?
I'm sorry, I'll start again. I see you're still smoking.
You still piss in your bed?
No, you see, I gave up my bad habits.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I heard about you shooting Boyd.
Hmm.
All I need is a bunch of Crowders wanting revenge on a Givens.
Well, I think I'm higher up on their list.
Where were you, woman?
Down in the parking lot, giving blowjobs for cash.
Were you paying or were they?
You shot my cousin.
No, no. God shot Boyd. Ask him. He'll tell you I saved his soul.
You're tarnished with the dark stain of D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
My marriage ended a little bit more amicably than yours.
Funny, why did your marriage end?
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Are you cold standing out here?
[without his shirt on] Not really. Why?
'Cause I can't keep from staring at your nipples!
I'll be out in ten.
Thank you!
I figure people have a right to their hobbies and I have a right to find those people creepy.
KHKarl Hanselman
Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery, I'll show you my collection. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
Well, that might solve a few problems.
KHKarl Hanselman
My father grew up in Germany, in Munich, before the war. He was very poor. He saw the wealthy of his city, and he wanted what they had. But there was no way someone like him could ever hope to rise to that... and then along came a very charismatic man who knew who was to blame, and my father followed him. Publicly, after the war, my father recanted everything the Reich stood for, but he never did in his heart. In private, after some wine, he would say that his years working for Hitler were the best of his life. His proudest achievement was when Hitler selected him to run a team that went through the country, reacquiring the Fuhrer's old paintings. I hated my father. So, this has been my project. I buy Hitler's shitty paintings... and I burn them.
Just what part of being under investigation confuses you, Raylan?
So many things confuse me, Art.
Do you think we're going to banter here? 'Cause we're not.
You know what they say about back woods cabins in Harlan, they're like assholes, sawed off shotguns and pick-up trucks.
Everybody's got one.
You know, I put Bo away five years ago. He was running drugs up through Harlan. Wasn't selling, more of a conduit for shit flowing up from the South. But my problem with the Crowders started a while before that. You remember Henry Crowder?
He drove the Bookmobile around to all the schools.
Great guy, sweet guy. The one good Crowder.
Yeah.
Until one day, eight years ago, he picked up a 10-year-old little girl, drove her over to Pine Mountain Forest, tied her up—
No.
—raped her, strangled her. Charlotte Rose Thomas. My niece.
Well, I can't imagine anything worse than that.
She'd be finishing high school about now.
You put Henry away?
I spent years searching high and low. Never found him. But I rode them Crowders hard. Some folks say that's why I put Bo away for his drug running.
As opposed to you actually doing your job.
Exactly. Did make a contribution, though.
RRed
What do they want?
Well, they want rainbows and unicorns. God damn it, Red! Catch up! What do you think they want? They want Raylan Givens.
You honestly see a way out of this?
Well, you mean like one of those police chases on TV? Helicopter following some dipshit through the streets? You know, when that idiot finally crashes, you ever notice how many get out and run? If you're like me, you're yelling at the TV, "What the hell you running for, asshole? We gonna get you!" And we always do, right? Except we don't, really. You know that. Not always. They just don't show the ones that get away on TV.
You're gonna be one of the lucky ones, huh?
If I've got a one-in-a-hundred, Hell, if I've got a one-in-a-million shot, I'm gonna take it.
You all right, daughter-in-law? You look like you just walked on your own grave. What, are you surprised to see me? I figured that Raylan Deputy Marshal Givens would have told you I was getting out. Especially since he's the one that got my sentence cut by 87 days and a wake-up.
What the hell are you talking about?
By taking down Sheriff Hunter. All the cases that got made by that lying son of a bitch are now liable to be reopened. So, the US Attorney decided that anybody with a sentence less than six months wasn't worth retrying. Gave us all early release. God bless America.
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