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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Art tells me you were a sniper with the Rangers.

Yeah, I was.

What's the longest you ever had to watch a target?

Three days. Shitty little village outside Kandahar. You watch a man that long, you can get to know him better than his wife does. How he reads the paper, picks his nose, what glass he likes for tea, what one for milk. If he jerks off, what he looks at when he does. If he's nice to the dog when no one's around.

What's the trick to something like that? Keeping your focus?

Well, they told us to come up with stories about ourselves and the target.

What do you mean, "stories"?

Well, nothing elaborate. Imagine taking Shirley to the movies, watching Price is Right, eating takeout Chinese. They eventually stopped that, the business with the stories.

Why is that?

They found some folks get so involved in the tales they're telling themselves, they grow to like the target. And when they got the green light, they couldn't pull.

DCDouglas Cooper

Y'all sleeping together?

SKShirley Kelso

We're cousins!

DCDouglas Cooper

Well, from all the lotions, condoms, and devices I saw sitting on your nightstand, it's clear you're sleeping with somebody.

DDupree

[beat] Well, it ain't like we're first cousins or anything...

I got sent here, I think because they knew it was the one place I didn't want to go. In fact, as I recall, Winona and I promised each other we'd never come back here.

Tim, when you were working with Pinter, you ever come across a guy looks like a black Mr Clean? Dresses like the janitor in a rap video.

Like it says Tommy Hilfiger on his coveralls?

Yeah, like he wears a t-shirt with his gators.

Detroit accent, looks like he could dead-lift the back of a car?

....... Uh-huh.

APArnold Pinter

I hate it here. Kentucky. I hate every one of these toothless, banjo strumming, red neck pricks. No offence.

You ever consider I happen to be good at the job?

And you being a tall, good-looking white man with a shitload of swagger, that has nothing to do with it? You get away with just about anything.

What do I get away with?

Look in the mirror. How do you think it'd go over if I came into work one day wearing a cowboy hat? You think I'd get away with that?

Want to try it on?

FFrank

[discussing Pulp Fiction] I'm saying, why does he still have his gun out in the first place? When's the last time you rode around in a car holding your gun?

JJoe

'Cause it's a movie! That don't happen, then there's no movie. No messy car, no cleaner. I mean, what do they do? They drive home, jerk off, take a nap?

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