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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Howdy, Marshal, I sure am glad you could join us.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm not joining you. You were just leaving.

Actually, I was just telling my daughter-in-law how the one thing that separates the pie we get inside from a nice piece, like this one here, is the smell. I mean, there ain't nothing in the world like it. You know what, girl? I think I'm gonna have to lick your plate.

[grabbing his shoulder] Are you gonna walk out of here, or is this gonna have to go a different way?

The last man that put his hands on me like that, I beat him until his eyes bled. I guess it's a lucky thing for both of us that I ain't a convict any more, ain't it?

With one phone call, I was able to discover that the deposition you were scheduled to work this afternoon had been cancelled, letting me know that you'd be home early, and likely be home alone. Imagine what a genuine predator would have been able to do with that information.

Or I could just call the police.

The police are just a janitorial service used to clean up your blood after you've been murdered.

CWCal Wallace

Hey, shooter? You got much experience with this sort of thing? Negotiating with a barricaded suspect?

Not really.

CWCal Wallace

Well, you're doing a good job so far. You have established a rapport with the subject. But now you got to make a determination. Is the subject emotionally disturbed? Well, you got an opinion on that?

You seem pretty stable. Although, you did spend all morning with a shiv up your ass.

[After defusing the hostage situation] I think the bourbon sealed it.

You must be glad to finally find a professional use for your office bottle, huh, Chief?

I don't know what you're talking about. I was just as surprised to find that in here as anybody else.

It was probably the cleaning staff that left it.

Yeah. Teenagers.

Hopped-up kids on a joyride to hell.

Listen, I don't know how you're associated with Mr. Hawkins, or why, but I'm gonna give you this opportunity to extricate yourself from his predicament before you get involved in something that, quite frankly, you don't want to be involved in.

TGToby Griffin

And I'm gonna give you a minute to extricate yourself up out my face before I have to paint your office with your shit.

Come on, Emmitt! Come on! Show me the Benjamins the homeys are always rapping about!

Emmitt, I assume you're gonna take care of that.

EAEmmitt Arnett

How the hell was I supposed to know he was gonna show up without any cash?

Right, but eventually—

BMBilly Mac

Duffy's right. What happens to our cut if you pocket that deed?

EAEmmitt Arnett

Just get control of yourself, boy. Just relax. You're gonna get your portion.

Of what? The land? What am I, a farmer? Show me the cash, Emmitt, or I swear to God I'm gonna get a machete and a blowtorch, and I'm gonna make your body as small as I possibly can!

[saying grace before Boyd's flock] Dear Lord, before we eat this meal, we ask forgiveness for our sins. Especially Boyd, who blew up a black church with a rocket launcher, and afterwards he shot his associate Jared Hale in the back of the head out on Tate's Creek Bridge. Let the image of Jared's brain matter on that windshield not dampen our appetites, but may the knowledge of Boyd's past sins help guide these men. May this food provide them with all the nourishment they need. But if it does not, may they find comfort in knowing that the United States Marshal Service is offering fifty thousand dollars to any individual providing information that will put Boyd back in prison. Cash or check, we can make it out to them, or to Jesus, whoever they want. In your name, we pray. Amen.

You know what Rome looked like before it became Rome, don't you? Some huts on the side of a hill, Little stream running through it. What it became... well, as they say, it didn't happen in a day.

So you're building Rome? Well, I don't think this property is zoned for that.

Hey, uh, I was at the office earlier. One of the other deputies was reviewing your cases. He found one that was curious. A fella name of Kit McKendrie.

McKendrie. Yeah.

You remember him?

I remember his face, his greasy hair, stained teeth.

What was the deal there?

Did you read about the case?

Just the bare bones.

[to the bartender] Thanks, darlin'. [to Raylan] Yeah, I had him in my court, before I got to federal. First-time offender. Everything in me said that boy was evil. He had a daddy used to stub butts out on his arm. Swear to Christ, there were cigarette burns all the way up to his shoulder. So, I pushed down what my gut said, I give him a cream puff 18 months, banged it down to time served. About a year later, McKendrie shot a 6-year-old And the state trooper who come to get him. I looked into his eyes, and I knew he was no good, but I let my feelings interfere. Never again.

You gonna introduce me to your friends?

Oh, my mistake, I'm sorry. Yes, of course, Art Mullen, chief deputy of this office, my boss. I thought you guys had met that night I shot you, but of course you were unconscious by the time he showed up.

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