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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

LLara

Before I came here I was an intellectual outcast. They made fun of me for quoting Ayn Rand.

Actually, I think she's pretty disturbing...

GGraham

That's not the point. The point is that you know who she is, and that at Grove Hills, you can discuss her with people like us, instead of idiots and fools and a quarterback who tells the whole school you shower in a towel. I'd like to see a quarterback write a paper on Mao.

I think the Cultural Revolution is...

GGraham

You have an awful lot to say for someone who doesn't even go to this school yet.

What's that supposed to mean?

GGraham

It means why don't we see whether you get in to Grove Hills before we start listening to your opinions.

Hey! Just because some jock made you feel like the loser you are, don't take it out on me.

GGraham

I'm not a loser! I have a 165 I.Q.!

Who cares? You're still boring and miserable! Try taking your head out of your butt for once and opening up your myopic little eyes. Or doesn't your 165 I.Q. make you smart enough to see the way you really are? [leaves]

GGraham

I'll make sure you never set foot in this school again!

That's a relief. For a minute there I thought you were going to threaten us. [leaves]

So I told Peter, "Look...I don't care how many times you ask me out. You're not my type!"

I know. I don't know how many times he's asked me out.

That's what I just said.

No, you said you don't care how many times he's asked you out.

Well, I meant--

(pointing to the television) Oh, look, Quinn. She's wearing sandals like yours. Is this a rerun?

I don't think so. (stands) Can I get you a diet soda?

No, thanks. But help yourself to the grapes. I hear they're good for breakouts.

(grabbing the remote) Hey, sis, what you watching? (turns the channel)

Turn it back! (Chris punches her arm) Ooow! You little geek!

Hey, what happened to Fashion Vision?

(gushingly) Oh, sorry, Quinn. Um, you want a peanut butter log?

Need a smoother glass?

Should I fluff your shoelaces?

Well, let's see--

(jealous) If you guys like Quinn so much, maybe you should adopt her and I can go live with the Morgendorfers.

Cool.

I'll help you pack.

Quinn, it's getting kind of crowded in here. Maybe Tiffany has more room.

What do you mean, Sandi?

Have you seen this pamphlet? [hands Daria a pamphlet]

"Is Your Teenager Using Drugs? Ten Warning Signs." Yes...yes...no...maybe...sometimes...hmm, about three times a week...and not if she can possibly avoid it. In my opinion, Quinn's clean.

What?

Although you might want to check her pupils.

[laughs nervously] I, uh, was thinking more about you, Daria.

Oh, then you're not supposed to let me read this. You're supposed to sneak around, spying on me and looking through my sock drawer. [doorbell rings, Daria leaves]

Oh. Kiddo, which one is your sock drawer?

I can show you, Daddy.

Jake, have you seen her face? What did the doctor say?

No one's been in to see her yet, but Dr. Davidson doesn't think it's drugs.

No one's been in to see her, and you're going out for sodas?! Jake, can't you take charge of a situation for one damn minute?

But I...

Hi, Daria.

Hi, Quinn.

If you had any sense you'd realize that these big hospitals let patients slip through the cracks all the time. You have to keep after them every second.

You know, this is exactly the kind of constant bickering that could make an otherwise happy young person turn to drugs.

I want a doctor in here now! Oh, why do I bother? [leaves] Nurse... nurse... nurse!

You said I could have a root beer.

You will marry a man while still in your prime. Then, after putting him through school and spending 20 long-suffering years begging him to turn off those damn Broncos and get a real job, he'll walk out of your life, leaving a trail of muddy footprints behind on the freshly cleaned carpet. But you'll be better off without him. Much better off.

[girl runs away, sobbing]

Much, much better off.

And she's the living proof.

Should we get our fortunes read?

I'll pass. Knowing the present is bad enough.

Then how about a Ferris wheel ride?

Do I look desperate to you?

[Sam and Chris Griffin and Upchuck come running at them]

SCSam and Chris

Crusades! Crusades!

Ladies...wait till you hear "The Ballad of the Misunderstood Minstrel."

Do I look desperate to you now?

Yep.

Let's go.

[Daria and Jane are on the ferris wheel with Stacy crying]

[sobs] But why? Is it something I said? Something I wore? Oh, I wish I were dead.

Look, don't flush your entire world down the drain just because some jerk didn't ask you out on a second date. It probably had nothing to do with you anyway.

Unless you did something really stupid, like bore him with your petty problems and convoluted logic.

Why would I do that?

MMs. Morris

Miss Lane, what are you doing here?

Trying out for track team.

MMs. Morris

You won't participate in regular gym class, but you want to join an extracurricular sport?

I like to run.

MMs. Morris

Okay. Let's see if you're any good at it. [leaves]

I'd particularly like to run up and down your spine wearing track spikes.

EEvan

She isn't your favorite teacher?

We have a score to settle.

EEvan

I'm Evan, by the way.

Jane.

EEvan

So, you think you're ready for track?

Yeah. I figure if the people suck I can always wear headphones.

EEvan

I'm way ahead of you.

Until we get out there.

Tell me that at least I have my integrity.

Integrity is a funny word.

Well, then, at least tell me I'm marginally less corrupt than the jocks.

You refused to participate in a crooked system where good grades are exchanged for athletic performance. But you didn't try to reform the system, either.

For fear of complete teenage exile.

Right. So the system continues, you haven't redeemed yourself, and we're ostracized anyway.

Come on, now, stop trying to paint a rosy picture.

You know what?

What?

They really are preparing us for the real world.

I'm not pierced anymore. It closed up.

You didn't take the ring out?

Just for the night. I couldn't stand the itching.

I've heard of fast healers but this is ridiculous.

Gee, maybe E.T. came in my room and touched my navel while I slept.

Boy, Daria, you have the weirdest sex dreams.

Don't tell Trent.

About E.T.?

[Daria comes in]

[angrily] We want to see your belly button, young lady, and we want to see it now!

What are you talking about?

Out with it!

[shows her navel] Do you have a problem with innies?

Quinn, what's the matter with you?

Your sister's not pierced. Why would you scare us like that?

But... but it was there yesterday!

Trying to brighten your ho-hum life with a little illusion? [yawns] Boy, I'm tired. Night, everybody. [heads upstairs]

She was pierced... pierced, I tell you! Oh, the humanity...

Shouldn't we comfort her or something?

[laughs] Oh, let her go.

She'll get over it.

We should at least tell her about that eight-lane highway they built outside the house during the night.

Hmm... you may be right.

[cars collide outside]

That can't be good.

[more cars collide]

Ow! God!

FDFuture Daria

Mom... you know I'm not ready for kids. The whole idea makes me uneasy and I'm not sure why.

[Future Quinn enters with her kids]

FQFuture Quinn's Daughter

Give me that!

FQFuture Quinn's Son

No, it's mine!

FQFuture Quinn's Daughter

Mommy!

FDFuture Daria

Oh, yeah. Now I remember.

FQFuture Quinn

Hi. [to her kids] You know where Grandma's TV is. Go watch something educational. [kids scamper into living room] Boy, I'm exhausted.

SASSW Announcer

Breast implants for chickens-

FQFuture Quinn and Daria

Not that!

[answering the phone] Hello? No, Daria's not here. You want the Morgendorffers.

Gah! Aah! I am the Morgendorffers!

[takes the phone from Jake] Calm down, Jake! Hello? Trent? You haven't seen the girls?...Are your parents there?...Are they in town at all?...Have you done anything to prepare for this hurricane?...Yes, hurricane! Trent, I want you to come over and wait for the girls here. You'll be safer...Then put some on! And get over here now, young man! [hangs up] Doesn't anybody in this town wear pants anymore?

My parents are probably starting to worry.

I know mine would be, if they were in town.

What about Trent? I'll bet he's upset.

I'll bet he's snoring.

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