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(when Harry, the coach driver, suddenly becomes drunk) It's no problem. You just chuck him on the back seat, let him sleep it off.
Chuck him on the back seat? He's the driver!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Mike and Trigger help Harry onto the coach.]
What d'you think's wrong with him?
What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig.
Yeah? I thought he was pissed.
[The Jolly Boys' coach has blown up due to Del's faulty radio. Rodney is watching the explosion from inside a telephone booth.]
Cass? You still there? Our coach has just blown up!
[The Jolly Boys find out that the last bus has left and the trains are on strike.]
I remember once just after the war.
Oh don't start, Unc!
We've had enough of your stupid stories for one day. Albert!
Oi, oi, oi! Watch it! He's a war hero, he's got a right to speak!
I fought for free speech!
(to Albert, venomously) Shut up!
(to Rodney, who just got thrown out by Cassandra for punching her boss on the nose) Alright bruv, sort it all out?
Hello Boycie. I suppose I've got to ask you in?
Yes. I'd like to get away as quick as possible. I've left my Mercedes parked downstairs and you know what they're like on this estate. They'd have the wheels off a Jumbo if it flew too low.
I feel like I've taken a mountain to Muhammad to find out he's already bloody got one.
BBronco
I am not a cowboy!
BBoyce
Not a cowboy? I've got spur marks on my grandfather clock
BBronco
Nobody's ever called me that before, I am not a cowboy!
Bronco!
The doctor told you to stay off fried food.
Yes, I know, and the Doctor told Snow White to eat more fruit. But we all know what happened to that poor old cow.
(after a failed attempt to call Cassandra's dad, Alan) He's not in. He's probably gone to Manchester to pick up Cassandra, and she will tell him I've booked into a hotel with another woman. He will fire me, she will divorce me, (to Uncle Albert) And it's all your fault! (To Del) And yours!
The tour doesn't start for another three months.
Oh well, gives you plenty of time to meet more of them intelligent, sensitive actor people don't it?
Derek, will you get it into your thick skull: I'm not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people, I'm happy with you!
[Del standing by Rodney and Albert pointing to Raquel]
How many people can you see standing there?
[Albert and Rodney look at each other]
Well... one.
I can see - two.
[Del and Raquel smile lovingly at each other and embrace]
You know what that means, Albert?
No.
Well, either Raquel's pregnant or Del's pissed.
[Back at the flat after the performance]
You bastard! You just walked out and left us!
What else could I do? I could hardly go up to Eugene's table and go "Ha, ha! That was alright. Different, weren't it?" Did you finish the performance?
Oh yes, Derek. We saw it through to the death. "Please Welease Me", "Congwatulations", and "The Gween Gween Gwass of Home"!
And that was followed by a medley of wock and woll! [bursts out laughing]
[coldly] That is not funny, Wodney- Rodney!
Who's there?
Can I speak to Mr. Twotter?
It's Tony, let him in.
I've come for me money.
All right, not now son. I'm up to my eyes in it. Come back tomorrow.
No. Not tomowwow. I want me money now. I did the performance, didn't I? I did the wepotoire that you - YOU -insisted on.
I didn't know you couldn't pronouce your R's!
What does that matter?
Quite a lot when you sing songs with R's in.
I don't sing songs with R's in. And if the song has got an R in it, I change the lywics.
Then why didn't you change the lywics tonight?
How can I change the lywics to "Cwying"?! The bloody song's called "Cwying"!
We signed a contwact.
Ah yes, but my brother drew up that contract, and he put in a get out clause, didn't you, Rodney?
No.
Then why didn't you?
You didn't tell me to. I ain't a lawyer, I sweep up and make the tea.
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