[about to take part in the clay pigeon shoot] When you're ready, John!
CPClay Pigeon Man
Do you mean 'pull'?
Oh, sorry, Paul! In your own time, my son.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a sawn off shotgun at Lady Victoria's house.]
Oi! Where'd you get that gun?
Iggy Higgins.
Iggy Higgins robs banks.
Yeah I know but it's Saturday, innit.
HLord Henry
(after Del tells him that he is related to the Surrey Trotters) I don't care if you are related to the Surrey Trotters, the Berkshire Trotters, or the Harlem bloody Globetrotters!
Trigger is not enjoying his drink
Here, Mike, I ordered beer.
Don't try to be funny with me, Trigger! I'll tell you this much: I've had certificates for my beer.
Yeah, I've had a few days off work with it an' all.
Come on Mr Jahan, let's discuss this over a drink, shall we?
JMr. Jahan
OK, something non alcoholic.
Mike, a pint of your best Bitter please.
[Rodney, talking with Albert about the rumours that Freddie the Frog had an illegitimate child with a local woman, allegedly Rodney's mother]
Albert, did...
They're rumours, Rodney. That's all, rumours.
Hold up, hats off.
Hello, your mini cab's arrived, Albert.
Boycie!
Is that Dave?
Yeah.
[It is indeed Rodney leading the funeral prosession in full Chief Mourner's gear he looks up and sees Del.]
You git. You rotten git! You never told me my new job was a chief mourner!!!
Rodney, please show some respect.
Look, that big traffic jam was not my fault! Alright, name one person who blamed me!
Mr Jahan did.
Grieving relatives did.
The Flying Eye did.
How can you be sure it ain't been found? Over the past few years, every policeman and underworld figure in the country must have been looking for that gold.
(talking about the gold that was stolen by Freddie the Frog) And what would they have done with it, eh? They either put it through a fence, which meant it becomes public knowledge, or they smelt it down themselves. And if they do that, well that amount of gold coming onto the market causes ripples, the sort of ripples that would be remembered for a long time.
What if the police found it?
I'm talking about the police! The chaps never found it either; I had a chat with the Driscoll brothers.
(incredulous) You went and saw the Driscoll Brothers?
Why, what are they like?
Oh, they're smashing blokes, Unc! It's like bumping into the Two Ronnies; Biggs and Kray! And they never sussed out why you were asking questions?
No! I mean, you know what they're like! A couple of years ago, some guru reckoned the world would end within a month, and Danny Driscoll bet a grand that it would! And he's the brains of the outfit!
If you knew he was buried at sea, why'd you ask me to bring this shovel?
So I can whack you on the bloody head with it!
There's gotta be a way! He who dares wins! There's a million quids worth of gold out there - our gold. We can't just say 'bonjour' to it.
Freddie the Frog. Killed himself by sitting on someone else's detonator... What a plonker.
[Mike and Boycie talk about Albert's terrible singing.]
Why does he keep doing it, eh?
God knows. I suppose at some time in his life, someone told him he could play the piano.
Yeah, but I'd like to meet the git who told him he could sing!
You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education. That's why you're no good at snooker.
All the things we've ever got from life has come from my intelligence, and my foresight.
Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up!
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