Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Del, Rodney, and Albert are sailing on a boat to Holland, and end up lost in the middle of the North Sea.]
He's something else ain't he? And what about all the currents they got round here? We could have drifted anywhere by now.
Yes, he's right and all ain't he? We're in the middle of the North Sea ain't we? It's got more currents than a hot-cross bun.
Can't you just find The Bear?
Well what does it look like?
Well it looks like a bloody rabbit don't it!!!
Holland?!
What!
Which way to Holland?!
It's over there!
Thank you John! (to Albert) Albert turn left, Holland is that way. (to Rodney) See Rodney, don't know where to go you just got to ask.
We got lost in the middle of the north sea. Luckily we spotted the Zeebrugge to Hull ferry and followed it.
And that's how you got to Hull?
No! That's how we got to Zeebrugge, it was going the wrong bloody way!
[Anna walks in pregnant. Albert is told to say hello]
Good evening to you all.
[In response to Albert suggesting Anna may either have twins, triplets, or quadroplets.]
He's right and all. She might be sitting in there with a belly full of people!
(seeing Rodney "playing" with Duke) Oi, Rodney! Take your leg out of that dog's mouth, will you?
[Although Del promised Boycie a baby boy, he can only deliver a girl.]
It's amazing, innit? Everything you buy off him has got something missing.
[Anna's baby girl turns out to be black, and Marlene wants to keep her.]
We could say it's a throwback.
for gawd sake Marlene!I might be able to con people into buying my cars, I might be able to convince them that you conceived and gave birth in seven days flat, but how the hell am I going to persuade them my grandad was Louis Armstrong?!?
So to what do I owe this honour?
I have come to confess my sins.
Del, please! I've been invited out to dinner this evening.
Have you ever been to this church before?
Of course I have... when my mum and dad got married.
[Del, Rodney, and Albert are paying for their grocery shopping]
(surly) £29.48.
Sorry?
(even surlier, with a look of contempt) £29.48.
Did you sue them?
Who?
The Charm School!
You ever heard of the Scarlett Pimpernel?
That weren't you, was it?
No, but I'm like him. They seek him here, they see him there. Those policemen seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damn illusive Sha-a-dow.
(to Lennox) An hour ago, you were the man of mystery. Now we know your name, your address and your mum's shoe size.
[Rodney starts creeping up to the desk, looking like he's going to steal the gun from Lennox.]
Rodney, what do you think you're playing at?
Come back and sit down, son!
What are you doing? There's only half an hour to go!
[Rodney goes to the desk and picks up the cigarettes instead of the gun and looks very pleased with himself.]
You plonker!
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