MMMental Mickey
We like looking like this. We're Marxist, Trotskyite anarchists.
Yeah!
Why do you want to be superstars then?
MMMental Mickey
Because we want to be rich Marxist, Trotskyite anarchists.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(after Rodney gets kicked out of the Bunch of Wallies) You didn't honestly believe all that rubbish, did you? That you and them wallies were destined for the Albert Hall, Carnegie Hall! The only hall you were destined for was Sod All.
I remember what Mum said on her death bed. She said to me: "Del," she said, "please give little Rodney all the encouragement that you can. Never, Del, never hold him back."
She didn't half say a lot on her death bed, didn't she?
What?
Whatever the subject is, Mum had something to say about it on her death bed. She must have spent her final few hours in this mortal realm doing nothing but rabbiting!
You are walking a bleeding tightrope here, Rodney!!!
No, hang on! Right, you remember last week we were having a row about whose turn it was to go down the chippy, yeah? And you claimed that Mum said on her death bed: "Send Rodney for the fish!"
Yeah well, I'd had a few, hadn't I?
Oh great man.
Oi Ringo. I hope my huffing and puffing ain't troubling you.
No sweat man.
Well it certainly ain't coming from you ya lazy little git.
Did you have a nice Christmas?
Oh, terrific, yeah.
I had a dog.
Yeah? We had a turkey, same as every other year.
Come on, Duke. Come on. Cat! Cat! Meow meow cat!
(about Albert) I've said it before, I'll say it again: that man's a right Jonah. I reckon that when he boarded his last ship, the crew shot an albatross for luck.
(about Duke) When he's comatose, you know, sleep is the best thing for him.
Hello. Yeah who is it? Boycie He turns round sharply IT'S BOYCIE!
Boycie. Where is he. Has he come back early or something?
So where are you phoning from then Boyce? You're still over there.
[Dell sighs with relief]
[Marlene comes out with Duke]
You never told me it was a Great Dane
Remember a couple of months ago, when I took you on that blind date?
Remember it? I'm still having therapy for it?
I don't know what the younger generation is coming to. They can't even swear without effing and blinding.
(upon losing a chunk of hair to one of Del's super-sharp combs) I'm going bald. Derek, I am 24 years old and I'm going bald!
That's supposed to be a sign of something.
Yeah, it's a sign that I'm going bald.
You want to hear a sob story? I can tell you a sob story. I have just found out that my wife has been lying to me.
No!
Yeah. Every morning she says she's going to leave me and, when I come home at night, she's still there.
I can't swim, Del.
You used to be a sailor.
Don't mean a thing. Nelson couldn't swim.
Of course he couldn't. He only had one bloody arm. He would have gone around in circles, wouldn't he?
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