Where's your side arm?
If I need a gun, I'll take one.
Right, I forgot I was working with "The Cavalry."
Don't ever call me that.
[Later, caught in a standoff with Peruvian soldiers]
You should've taken more guns.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I don't even know where we are going.
Peru. That's where the 0-8-4 was reported.
And an 0-8-4 is?
An object of unknown origin, kind of like you. Team goes in, determines if it's useful or poses a threat. Last one turned out to be pretty interesting.
What was it?
A hammer.
Sweet ride.
I earned a little good will from Director Fury when I got hit right before the battle of New York.
You took a bullet?
Ish.
LFLeo Fitz
Are you mental? I did explain what I meant using the Queen's bloody English!
I use normal English. Words like "duck" and "run" and "might blow us to pieces."
Congratulations, Agent Ward, you managed to string three words together in a sentence.
There will come a moment when you have to commit to this or bail. Every field agent has a defining moment. Ask Coulson. When you have to make the hard call to either dedicate yourself to this or to curl up in a ball and run.
You forget, I saw plenty of action with the Avengers. [Walks away]
[Quietly, to herself] And you died.
IQIan Quinn
Many of you shareholders have been with us for years, and I see a few new names here, but I want to thank you all for traveling so far to this beautiful country and, well, for slumming it at Shaba Tal-Banar. This country where we are allowed to pursue progress and profit without the stranglehold of regulations that are now choking our world. The United States government, the R.U., the DRTC, S.H.I.E.L.D. These are just a few of the institutions that are guilty of halting the development of new technology for anyone except themselves. We dare defy them with a new idea, they steal in and sweep it out from under us. But not today.
FHFranklin Hall
I've seen the future, Mr. Coulson, and it's a catastrophe.
HHall
They won't understand the good I did here.
Killing innocent people?
HHall
Saving millions. We have to live with the choices we make, but sometimes we have to die with them, too.
So you asked how she could have cracked the system. I have a pitch, but it's way outside the box.
I live outside the box.
Have you seen Skye?
Not since weapons training.
She stop saying "bang" when she pulls the trigger?
Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.
What's up, Phil?
I prefer you not call me "Phil".
OK, you're the boss, AC.
[Fitz and Ward are playing poker on the plane]
... I call, and raise a hundred.
Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?
By losing?
You have a tell. A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing. If I watch you carefully ... [Louder, into his earpiece] If I watch you carefully ...
Oh, sorry. One minute. [Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses] You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?
... I fold, you win. [Leaves]
[With a gun.] Safety off. [She accidentally releases the magazine.] Bang?
[Skye and Ward are playing Battleship]
Every decision you make from here on out ... has consequences. So be warned: the kiddie gloves are off.
... G-7.
[reluctantly] Hit.
Yes! [Ward places a red peg in one of his ships.] So explain to me again what this has to do with my training.
Well, it's important for every S.O. to ... evaluate their student's thought process.
[not convinced] Mm-hm.
And I like board games. B-10.
Nope. This isn't thinking; this is stabbing in the dark. But it's nice to take a break from the workouts.
[uncharacteristically nice] Well...you deserve a break. Gotta give Coulson credit. I never would've pegged an ex-Rising Tide hacker as a good fit, but...you're pickin' things up pretty fast.
[smiling, surprised] Did you just...give me a compliment?
[taken aback] I - no, I made a comment.
A kind one. Did it physically hurt to do that? [with a look of mock concern] Do you need an ice pack?
[Ward smiles]
[laughing] Wow! A compliment and a smile.
[more insistent] Comment.
I don't wanna ruin the moment...but I'm 'onna have to respond with...G-4. [Ward looks, then a look of unease crosses his face. Skye starts to smile in triumph.] Say it, Ward. [Ward says nothing.] Say it.
[reluctantly] You sank my battleship.
[in triumph] Ha-ha! Yes!
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