I come as a friend.
CHChan Ho Yin
English isn't my first language, but that word means something different than you think.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
His file say anything about him being homicidal?
Just said he was kind of a tool.
CHChan Ho Yin
Poor little Chan Ho Yin may have believed your lies, but not Scorch!
Who?
Oh, crap. They gave him a name.
[to Edison Po] We all have to do things that make us uncomfortable...if we are ever to get our toy soldiers off the shelf.
Working up a good sweat there, sir?
I don't sweat. I glisten.
Blood pressure, heart rate, biochems, all normal. All that’s left is the blood sample.
You should know, I’m not a fan of getting poked.
Tell me, sir, have you been feeling under the weather lately?
Why?
I just noticed from your chart that you’re not due for a general physical for another three months.
I made a mistake, took a call from my physical therapist. Asked how I was feeling, I said “a little rusty”. Next thing you know I’m wired to this hamster wheel.
Well, you can officially tell your physical therapist that you're fit as the proverbial fiddle, especially for a man of your age.
A man of my age? That's something you say to an old person.
[nervous] Is it? Well, let’s get you some electrolytes, shall we?
I wanted it to be a person, some superpowered psychopath someone I could hurt, someone I could...punish. That I could do. What I can't do is protect you guys from stuff I can't even see or understand.
[Upset] was doing just fine tucked away in a safe, indoor, non-mobile lab at the academy! Then you had to go and drag us into this flying circus! Didn’t even pass our field assessments, for God’s sake!
[Also upset] Oh, please, as if I forced you to follow me anywhere.
You said, and I quote… [Mocking her voice] “Oh, Fitz, it’s the most perfect opportunity for us to see the world! We’d be fools to pass this one up!”
I hate it when you use that voice. That’s not even how I sound. And you were just afraid of going into the field.
I was not afraid.
And don’t you dare act like these last months haven’t been the highlight of your entire pasty life!
Pasty? Oh, really? Well, when did you become so sun kissed? Because I’m pretty sure that every minute of every day you’ve been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at sci-ops, this plane, you’ve been beside me the whole damn time! [Pause, scared] You have to fix this.
Sir, I know the protocol in these circumstances, but could you please tell my dad first? I just think my mum would take it better if it comes from him.
We’re not there yet, there’s still time.
Sir, please. Would you mind if I had a brief moment alone with Fitz?
Come on, let’s go.
We’ll try again. The electrostatic pulse from the third rat seemed much less, so we’re making progress. If we can calibrate the antiserum…
Antiserum, yes. You finally got it right, Fitz. [Conks him on the head] I’m so sorry.
I suppose now's as good a time as any to tell you that I may have misled you earlier. You see, when I gave you back the night-night pistol, I lied. It's still an ounce off.
I know.
You do? Of course.
After all...[imitating the others imitating him] I'm Agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on and saved your life!
[laughing] Actually, that's not quite it. It's a bit more nasally than that.
[Coulson, Ward, and May are being briefed on a special assignment to disarm a nuclear device]
VHVictoria Hand
I need a two man team to sneak over the border, find the device, and disarm it within the next 48 hours. And you have two people who fit my bill.
Ready to go.
I was in Georgia when the incursion occurred. I still have contacts on the other side of the border.
HHand
And you'll need them. But, we don't have specs on the device, so I need someone on your team who can recognize and dismantle it on sight.
...Do you mean...
I think she does...
[Camera cuts to the commons area, where Fitz is arriving to meet Simmons and Skye with a cart full of tech. The door opens.]
I found a localized EMP, plus a few other party favors. [The door closes when the cart's halfway through] Oh, come on. What the... Open. It's stuck. [Coulson, Ward, and May arrive] The cart's stuck. [Fitz pulls open the door and turns back to the front of the cart] That's unbelieveable. [The door closes again] WHAT THE HELL?! Who designed this?! In the Hub, of all places! [He shoves the cart out the door, which closes on him.] Oh, that's... [Door closes, cutting off his voice. But he can be seen saying "fantastic".]
...Seriously?
[disables an enemy and sees more arriving] Fitz! More Border Patrol!
[Fitz has already gotten out of the truck and started running]
ALREADY MOVING!!! HURRY UP!!!
[surprised after kicking a bad guy in the face] I just did that.
[equally surprised] Yeah...
Let's go.
This is gonna take a while.
You have ten minutes.
I thought you'd say five.
HHand
You yourself have designed dozens of operations like this. You know how this works.
Usually with an extraction plan.
HHand
Barton. Romanoff. They never have an extraction plan.
They know that going in.
I can't think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor. He's so dreamy.
Sure, he's handsome, but -
[interrupting] No. He's dreamy.
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