Martins': Man, you talk too much. Go home.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
EEd
You're still refusing?
Martins': Yeah.
EEd
I see. But you know...I can't let some prisoner keep his weapon. Then why don't you try fighting us with that Katana? If you win, we'll never bother you again. But, if we win...
Martins': I join you? Interesting...That's what I like! You serious on taking me on?
E'Ed
Remember the deal. You're cooperating with us.
Martins': Guess I have no choice! Well, I was getting tired of being cooped up anyway. It'll be great if some babes came back to me!
AAl
Babes...Brother, is it alright if we get him to come along...
EEd
Sure, he's strong, after all...
MHMaria Hill
What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?
Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
HHill
And what does that mean to you?
It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out "shield." [Hill gives him a look] … It means we're the line between the world and the much weirder world. We protect people from news they aren't ready to hear. And when we can't do that, we keep them safe.
HHill
Everything's changing. A little while ago, most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit. Then aliens invade New York then were beaten back by, among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40's, and a god.
I don't think Thor's technically a god.
HHill
Well, you haven't been near his arms.
Why was I pulled out of Paris?
HHill
That, you'll have to ask Agent Coulson.
Uh, yeah. I'm clearance Level Six. I know that … Agent Coulson was killed in action, before the battle of New York. I got the full report.
Welcome to Level Seven. [walks in from a darkened corner] Sorry, that corner was really dark and I couldn't help myself. I think there's a bulb out.
With great power comes … a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with!
[Coulson and Ward are interrogating Skye]
This is QNB-T16. It's the top-shelf martini of sodium-pentathol derivatives. It's a brand-new and extremely potent truth drug. Don't worry. The effects only last for about an hour.
And then you'll have a nice little nap. And we'll have all the answers to our--[Coulson injects Ward with the serum] Gah! What the hell?!
I'm sorry, did that hurt?
[scoffs] No. But you've lost your mind. You should never do that to a member of your team. And yes, it did hurt a little bit. But I always try and mask my pain in front of beautiful women because I think it makes me seem more masculine—my God this stuff works fast.
[To Skye] Don't trust us? Ask him whatever you like. [Leaves the room]
Wait a minute. You can't just … [shouting] This is definitely not protocol!
Usually one person doesn't solve the problem, but 100 people with 1% of the solution that will get it done. I think that's beautiful, pieces solving a puzzle.
You and I see the world differently.
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