Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots came to the giant gate)
Beautiful (speaks in German)
I'm sorry to ask, Professor Pericles, but--
What are we waiting for?
The kinder. I know they are out there following us. Give them a minute. They will soon understand their part in all this. But they must hurry. The planets are nearly in full alignment. The time of Nibiru is almost at hand.
(Shaggy and Scooby are watching the giant gate through binoculars)
Like, dig those crazy symbols on those Gigantico doors.
(terrified) The dream world.
The what world?
The dream world. The keys. Everything we saw, it finally makes sense.
Professor Karen did say that the dream world would show us what we needed to find.
And it showed each of us the keys.
And what they were for.
The fourth key is the element of air.
The third key is the element of Earth.
The second key is the element of water.
And the first key is the element of fire. Each one of the 4 keys opens a gate leading down. That first gate is covered with alchemy symbols for air.
But if that's the first gate, why is it attached to the fourth key?
Because it's in reverse.
Of course it is. Like, why would any of this make sense?
It makes perfect sense, Shaggy. We're working outside in. (shows the 4 keys from the backpack) This is the fourth gate. The next one will be the third. And then the second. And then ultimately the first.
And then... the Evil Entity.
(Shaggy and Scooby are shuddering)
(watches the pocket clock) All right, you Mystery Incorporated. I know you're out there and you have the key.
(The gang hides behind the rock)
Even if the Mystery Incorporated kids are out there, what makes you think you can make them do what you want?
(chuckles) Because, my dear Ricky, everyone has their weakness. (speaks German)
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Marcie out of trunk as a hostage)
Marcie! No!
Good kinder. Now, come cooperate and I will not harm the Hot Dog Water.
(looks at the fourth key) I'll do it. I'll go.
No, we all go together. No splitting up. Never again.
(Fred smiles at Daphne)
(The gang walks near the first gate)
Mom, dad.
Son.
Ahh, the fourth key. I know you had found them. Here, allow my Kriegstaffebots to open the gate. It is very dangerous.
(Kriegstaffebot tries to take the fourth key)
I don't need your help, Pericles.
As you wish, Frederick.
(to the gang) If this gate is what I think it is, and I think it's a big fat trap, it might work in our favor. Hold on to something.
(Marcie grabs Pericles hardly)
Ahh! What is the meaning of this? Put me down, you horrible girl.
Not a chance, you nasty little monster. (to Kriegstaffebots) Move and the bird gets it.
(Marcie tightens Pericles in her arm)
(to Kriegstaffebots) (speaks German) Back off! No one move!
You guys go. Do what you have to do. I've been trapped in that box long enough to hear everything Professor Creepy Bird has in mind. Find that Entity and destroy it. I'll hold them off as long as I can. Go. Now!
No, Marcie. I won't. I can't.
You have to. The world needs you. Don't worry about me, V. I'll see you when this is over. (The gang leaves Marcie, the old gang and Kriegstaffebots behind) One more move and I pluck this ugly little chicken. (takes Pericles's feathers)
Ow! (to Kriegstaffebots) Nein! Nein! Stop!
Heh.
(walks back with Pericles in her arm) (last words) E, I guess I expected more from you.
So did I, little girl. So did I.
(gives Judy his belt) It's all in your hands now, Judy.
(Judy uses Brad's belt as a whip to trip Marcie up, freeing Pericles)
Ow. (groans)
Silly child. We were springing impromptu traps before you were born.
That's right, Brad.
Thank you, Judy.
(Kriegstaffebots prepare to shoot Marcie with her last shocked look)
(In the Air Dimension the Kriegstaffebots' guns sounded)
(hears the sound of guns) (whimpers)
(sadly) Come on, Scooby. We have to keep going.
You make me sick, Pericles. I wish I had never saved you all those years ago.
Hmm. Do I care? No.
Maybe you should care.
(shows the remote control) Perhaps you should care more about the poisonous cobra larvae implanted in your spine. Now, let's move.
(The gang walks to the second gate)
Like, the second gate.
(looks at the balance rock) Hmm... Somebody hand me the mortar bowl.
Like, Fred is really in his element here, huh?
Pun intended.
(Shaggy gives Scooby the mortar bowl, then Scooby gives it to Fred)
Earth.
(The gang walks to the third gate amid a wall of water)
The third gate.
And the second key. Water.
(grabs the conquistador's helmet) Looks like there's only one place to fill it up.
Like, dudes, where are we?
And for that matter, where the heck have we been for the last two keys?
We're traveling through different dimensions. An intriguing feature of string theory and advanced physics is that it predicts extra dimensions. In classical string theory, the number of dimensions is not fixed by any consistency criterion.
What is she talking about?
You're asking me?
The Planispheric Disk not only maps 3-dimensional space, but the fourth dimension of time and beyond. Worlds between worlds.
Like, dude, that's all well and good...
Even if we don't understand a word of it.
But, like, how are we gonna find the last gate?
Yeah. All I see is water. Endless water!
Jinkies. Shaggy and Scooby are right.
We're trapped in the middle of nowhere WITH NO WAY OUT!
Looks like the kinder are having fun, and they're all still alive.
That's our Fred.
A chip off the old block.
Blockhead, more like.
Thank you, Judy. (annoyed) Hey!
You're insane. ALL of you. None of us are going to make it out of this alive. NONE OF US! (laughs) And I'm glad.
I can't take it! I can't take it!
It's okay, Raggy.
No, Scoob, it is not okay! We're totally lost at sea. No, wait. Correction! Lost on an interdimensional sea, alone and adrift between universes. Dudes, life is completely turned upside down.
Upside down. Shaggy Rogers, you're a genius.
Like...like, huh?
It's not up, it's down. The gate is down.
Oh. (puts his head in the water and realizes that the next gate is below, then emerges) Hey, look.
(Daphne, Scooby, Shaggy and Daphne put their heads in the water then emerge)
Jeepers. You think the fourth gate is down there?
Only one way to find out. Come on, gang. (jumps into the water)
(The gang walks to the fourth gate)
The last gate.
This is it. We made it, gang.
I don't like what's waiting for us beyond that door.
Evil.
Pure evil. That we must destroy with the Heart of the Jaguar.
Let's get this done.
Wait. If things prove to be bigger than us, I just want to tell you guys--
No. Nothing is bigger than us. It's the 5 of us. We can do this together.
(The gang join hands)
Here, let me do the honors.
(Fred gives Shaggy the old flintlock pistol)
(Shaggy nervously shoots the flintlock at the gate, the bullet ricochets around the place)
I don't get it. The key didn't work.
That's because the flintlock itself isn't the key. (puts the flintlock near the gate, the flint shines) Look, it's the flint.
Daphne, you figured it out, you do the honors.
(Daphne slots the flint into an opening on the lock and the fourth gate opens)
Whoa. This place is like mega creepy and scary. Is it too late to turn back?
Yes. Way too late.
(The gang finally walks to the cursed treasure discovered)
(grabs the Heart of the Jaguar) Hmm? What do I do now?
(locked in a crystal sarcophagus) Open the sarcophagus.
It--it spoke.
Turn the lock. Set me free.
We aren't here to free you.
We're here to destroy you.
Destroy me? Never. You have no choice. This is your destiny. Everything you have done, you have done for me. I brought you together as I brought all those together before you. I made you into friends. Forced you into a group. I am the author of your every hope and dream. All to this purpose: you set me free.
Like, is this--this evil telling the truth? Like our whole life, our friendship has been a lie?
Maybe everything we think we know, none of it is real.
No. I--I refuse to believe it. (takes Fred's hand) My love for Fred is real. I know it. And I love you all. You're my best friends.
Daphne's right. Every word this thing spits out is a lie. (to Scooby) Destroy it.
This ends now. We'll never set you free.
(shows up) That's too bad... (The old gang arrives with Kriegstaffebots) ...because I will.
(Scooby prepares to destroy the sarcophagus with the Heart of the Jaguar, but Pericles snatches it with his paws)
(Kriegstaffebots hold the gang and Pericles opens the sarcophagus)
The time of Nibiru has come. (comes out of the sarcophagus and laughs)
(narrates) A beginning is a very delicate time, much more so an ending. Know that this is the year 10,191. We, the Annunaki, travel between layers of the many universes. We came to help you grow, evolve. But not all of us are good. Some are evil wanting to feed on your energies. This most evil of all is imprisoned in a crystal sarcophagus between worlds so he can cause no harm. This evil desires to devour worlds. He manipulated groups of humans to set him free: The Mayan Hunters of Secrets and their jaguar, Spot, The Fraternitas Mysterium and their donkey, Gordo, The Alianzo Mysterio and their skunk, El Fuchy, The Mystery Gang with their bull Tiny, The Benevolent Lodge of Mystery and their orangutan, Mr. Peaches, They Mystery Fellowship and their cat, Whiskers, Mystery Incorporated and their parrot, Professor Pericles, and the current Mystery Incorporated and their special companion, Scooby-Doo. The time of Nibiru has come. The moment the planets align, the evil one's strength will be the greatest Free in your world, he will grow more powerful every second. He will destroy your city, your planet, your universe. Only one stands in his way: Scoobert "Scooby"-Doo. (Evil Entity laughs)
(laughs) Free! Free! I have been trapped too long. (laughs) (grabs Scooby-Doo)
Hey! What are you doing to Scoob? Hey!
Shaggy, help! (Fred and Shaggy tried to save Scooby but the Evil Entity hit them away from him)
Do not fight. The dog must die and be reborn as a vessel to my darkness. You should give me form. I shall walk this world a giant.
Never! (breaks free)
Nein! Nein! Forget the dog! Consume me. Give me the power!
So be it.
(The Evil Entity seizes Pericles and pours its essence into his body, causing him to grow into a dark green giant)
(laughs) After all these years I am unstoppable! (laughs again)
Dude! Somehow that parrot just keeps on getting creepier!
(last words) Und I shall finally be rid of the Mystery Incorporated kinder! (The Evil Entity proceeds to subdue his consciousness) Aah! Something's wrong! What--WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?! AAAAAAHHHH!!
(The Evil Entity kills Pericles, mutating the parrot's body into a massive squid-like monster with horns and laughs)
Professor Pericles?
The bird is gone. I am flesh now! Flesh!
(last words) Oh, mighty one!
(last words) We are ready to serve.
Good, for I hunger. (consumes Brad and Judy alive to increase its own strength, the gang is totally shocked) I am your master now. (The Kriegstaffebots answers in German language) Bring the humans closer so that I may feast upon them and grow powerful enough to break my bonds. (The Kriegstaffebots aim at the gang)
I think now would be a very good time to--
Run!
(The gang and Ricky flee but Shaggy stops)
Like, Scooby-Doo! Where are you?! (starts running)
(laughs)
(Scooby-Doo attempts to destroy the Evil Entity with the Heart of the Jaguar, it breaks)
Uh-oh!
(laughs again, almost grabbed Scooby-Doo while he's running away from him) You cannot escape! You are powerless against me!
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