(In the real world)
They're not gonna make it. I'll never be whole again. It's over. All over! (sobbing) Unless...
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(In the dream)
It was centuries of your Earth time ago. They called themselves Ma Cuben Sun Macul, which means the Hunters of Secrets. They were the original group manipulated by the Evil Entity. There were more to follow. The evil one has forever been manipulating hapless souls throughout history in hopes they would set him free from his crystal sarcophagus. The Mystery Incorporated that preceded yours, the Darrow Family's Mystery Fellowship, the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the Mystery Gang with their bull Tiny, the Alianzo Mysterio and their pet skunk El Fuchy, and Fraternitas Mysterium. Always 4 humans and an animal. The Mayan group of friends, the Hunters of Secrets, were the very first. They were the most pure. They realized they were being manipulated and instead of setting the evil one free, they were about to destroy it with the Heart of the Jaguar. Alas, they were interrupted by El Aguirre and his men who came and took the crystal sarcophagus away thinking it to be a great treasure.
(In the real world)
You're the smart one, Velma. It's time to go. Give my other half the talisman. Complete the bridge and I can bring you all home. Velma, listen! Hear me! Time's up!
(In the dream)
(moving the talisman) Jinkies! We're out of time!
(Fred and Daphne go to Sitting room)
FFred
(touches the shoulder of Fred Jones Sr.) I want you to know that whatever happened, I'm not really mad at you. Despite the whole stealing me as an innocent baby and lying to me my entire life, you were a great dad. I forgive you. You've always been and still are the only real father I've ever know.
FJFred Jones Sr.
Leaping late lilies, Fred. I am so proud of you. Even if you don't break the spell, even if you can't turn it all around by destroying that Evil Entity, I want you to know that having you as my son was the absolute best part of my life. You were always the best part of me.
(Scooby, Shaggy, Velma and Dancing Man arrive)
Freddie, we have to go.
Yeah, like, time's up. If we don't leave now, we don't leave ever.
(Velma gives the talisman to Dancing Man)
Ha ha ha! I am going home. Ha ha ha!
(The gang takes each member's hands in circle)
Find the Heart of the Jaguar, Scooby-Doo. It is the only way you shall defeat the evil that is buried deep beneath Crystal Cove. Use the Heart of the Jaguar.
(In the real world, the gang wakes up)
(receives the best part of Dancing Man) I'm whole again. I'm whole! And I couldn't have done it without you meddling kids. You beautiful, brave, wonderful meddling kids! (dances)
Jinkies. After all we've been through, only to find out that we've been manipulated by some Evil Entity? Is that the only reason we're together?
Like, yeah. Maybe we don't even like each other.
FFred
Gang, wh-- what are we gonna do?
The Heart of the Jaguar. We have to find the Heart of the Jaguar.
It's time to see who this ancient jade mask wearing weirdo really is. (unmasks Priestess)
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred
Professor Andelusossa?
Enrique!
He was staring us in the face all along. When the men in the village thought I was my mom, it was clear that no one was able to forget her over all these years. Then there were the vines. This plant isn't native to the Yucatan. Only someone with a background in gardening could have cultivated it and made it grow so quickly. Professor Andelusossa's first job was as a gardener. Finally, the vines on the boat had been tied to the wheel. The boat had been scuttled to make it look like the Professor had been attacked.
But why, Enrique?
PAProf. Andelusossa
For love. Angie, when you left me that summer decades ago, you took my heart with you. Every night seems like I dreamed of you. When you called asking about the Heart of the Jaguar, I knew it was my only chance to lure you back, and find out if you still cared for me.
FFred
So you decided to test her love by crushing her with fast-growing killer plants! Wow. That's exactly what I would have done.
Oh, Freddie. That's so romantic. In your usual, unique kind of way.
PAProf. Andelusossa
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if... (sighs) if you had really loved me.
Oh, Enrique, sweetie, that was all years ago. There's only one man I ever truly loved, and that's my husband, Mr. Dinkley.
AMrs. Andelusossa
(arrives) Enrique, you are not a man! You're a fool! (spits saliva to Fred's head)
FFred
Daw! Ugh!
AMrs. Andelusossa
Mrs. Dinkley, you have won. You can have him!
But I don't want him.
UWUnknown woman
(arrives) Then I'll take him!
AAAngie, Mrs. Andelusossa and Prof. Andelusossa
Huh?!
Who are you?
UWUnknown woman
Tomina Kasanski. Call sign: Ice princess. I've been tracking you ever since you left Crystal Cove.
Like, why?
(arrives) Because I asked her to.
FDFred and Daphne
Huh?
Huh?
Mayor Nettles?
Lieutenant Kasanski is an old friend of mine from Fighter Weapons School. (she and Tomina Kasanski clapped their hands)
But why are you following us?
Well, it's kind of embarrassing, but three days ago, I had a nightmare that told me you were in trouble and that I had to come to the Yucatan to help you get some spear thingie.
The Heart of the Jaguar.
Yeah, that! I'm supposed to help you get it back over the border and home to Crystal Cove.
Okay, that's it. I give up.
TKTomina Kasanski
Grab your prisoner and let's haul. I got a c130 waiting in an air strip 30 clicks from here. (takes Prof. Andelusossa into custody)
FFred
Well, gang, let's go home. We have an Evil Entity to destroy.
Dear, is something wrong?
Well, it's just that, everything that's been happening lately, I've always thought I could count on logic; deductive reasoning, facts. But all that's gone. I never believed in the supernatural like you did, and...
Oh, sweetie, you were never wrong. Believe in yourself. Everything will work out just fine. (Velma hugs her) Now, come on. I've been wearing the same girdle for five days in the jungle, and I really need to get a change of clothes.
(The gang and Mayor Nettles drive the Mystery Machine in the city, with no people and the damaged freeway)
What happened to the street?
FFred
It looks like some kind of earthquake.
Like, zoinks. Where is everybody?
(Sheriff Stone runs to the Mystery Machine, scared, Fred stops driving)
THEY'RE GONE! EVERYONE! GOOOOOONE!
(Everyone is shocked)
Focus, people. There are lives at stake. Something has taken my mom and the rest of Crystal Cove.
It even took my Nova from the hospital.
What kind of horrible monster would snatch a sweet little dog in a coma?
I know. Nova! Nova! (sobbing)
Quick, Scoob. Drown your sorrows in this pint of triple fudge cookie dough caramel chip. (gives the cookie to Scooby)
Thanks, Raggy. I needed that.
As I was saying, I suspect this mystery is connected to the Evil Entity buried under Crystal Cove.
Like, hold on. You said you didn't buy into all this stuff.
Well, I still don't. But my mom helped me see the light and be more open. Maybe this is all science fiction, but a lot of science fiction turns out to be science fact. They laughed at Jules Verne when he wrote about submarines and going to the moon.
Like, they used submarines to go to the moon?
I guess so.
One thing is clear, this isn't the boogeyman, a vampire, werewolves, or an evil leprechaun. This is an extra dimensional intelligent being we're facing. It's real.
Wow, Velm. Like, that must have been some talk with your mom.
It made me remember that the advanced sciences have long accepted the possibility of other dimension. Now I guess things have gotten a lot less theoretical.
So you think having the evil intelligence under Crystal Cove could be why this town that is so weird?
Yes. And the weirdness is escalating (turns on the projector) because the time of Nibiru is upon us. I discovered that my computer model of the Planispheric Disk perfectly mirrors the planets in our solar system. You can see they're coming into direct alignment. Plus, there is a tenth planet: Planet "X". It's getting closer, about to come into alignment behind Pluto. It will cause a massive gravitational disruption not seen in 5,000 years. The time of Nibiru happens in two days. And it's this disruption that makes the fabric between dimensions of time and space extremely weak. That's why the evil thing buried beneath Crystal Cove must be destroyed. We know that the Heart of the Jaguar is supposed to be able to destroy this Evil Entity and undo all of its evil.
FFred
We also know the Spanish conquistadors used the Planispheric Disk to map the Entity's double-triple secret location.
Plus, the Planispheric Disk showed us the location of four keys.
Like, the old pistol, the helmet, the mortar bowl thingy, and a piece of old sail cloth.
It feels like we know a lot and nothing at the same time.
Like, welcome to our world. (chuckles) Right, Scooby-Doo?
Yeah, we also know nothing. And we love it.
SSShaggy and Scooby
(dancing) We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha! We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha!
(The ground starts to shake)
FFred
Shaggy, Scooby, stop! Don't move!
(The ground opens the hole)
Good thing I had Jason Wyatt help me install this sound amplifying antenna in my binoculars. Let's listen in.
There's been no sign of her for weeks.
(The next scene depicts that Ricky is looking at the photo of Cassidy)
Who are you looking for?
Cassidy.
Maybe she finally gave up.
No, she would never give up. She's gone.
Of course she's gone. Anyone who crosses me gets eliminated.
Um, Professor Pericles, you promised you would surgically alter me back to my stunning self by now. I'm so old like this. How long do you plan on making me suffer?
I don't have time for such things. The treasure is almost within our grasp.
Besides, I'm the one who's suffering, not you, Judy.
How are you suffering, Brad?
Well, I'm the one who has to look at you all day, every day.
(gasps) That was very hurtful, Brad.
I'm sorry, Judy. I mean, grandma.
Well, at least I'm not walking around with that outrageous chin, Bradley.
Look at you, you're all coming unraveled. The closer we get to that treasure... (The next scene depicts that the gang is hearing the conversation of the old gang with amplifying binoculars) ...the more the curse takes over. Cassidy was right. She was right all along.
Like, the old Mystery Incorporated dudes are totally losing it.
(The next scene depicts that Pericles lights the lamp, pointing the Planispheric Disk)
Zeek! Zeek! Die Zeit wird kommen! The time has almost arrived. (The lamp light passes through the holes in the Planispheric Disk pointing the right place) Focus all the digging on that spot. Und Ricky, when the entrance is found, have my Kriegstaffebots destroy all the workers. They have outlived their usefulness.
You monster! I'm not your trained monkey. I won't do it. I won't be a part of this madness anymore. (Pericles tortures Ricky with by pressing the button on Cobra larvae) Aah! Aah! Aah! Yes, pro--master. Whatever you command. I will-- have... (The next scene depicts the gang is hearing Ricky's words, shocked) ...the Kriegstaffebots destroy them all. Not one person from Crystal Cove will be left alive.
FFred
(looks at the Mystery Machine spare wheel) Oh, my gosh, gang. What have I done?
What you had to do. What you always do. Turn traps into a fighting chance to live.
All my years of searching to find this door! I have done it! It will lead us to the treasure and more. Soon, very soon, the world as we know it will never be the same again. Niemals! (puts the Planispheric Disk in the gate, making it open)
Professor, won't the kids just follow us in?
Yes, they will. Und I need them too. I need Scooby-Doo. If I'm to take control of the great power below, the dog must be destroyed at just the right moment. Come! My destiny awaits. Und holen sie mir die Schachtel! (To Kriegstaffebots)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots enter the cave)
(The gang keeps the artifacts including Heart of the Jaguar)
FFred
All right, gang, now let's see where this uber mystery really leads. Ready?
Ready.
Like, ready.
Ready.
Professor Pericles is gonna regret the day he ever messed with Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
(The gang enters the cave)
(narrates) Soon... soon I will be free! The time of the Nibiru is nearly at hand. The planets are coming into alignment, working toward my release, as are you. Even though you know it not, I forged you. You are my proudest creation. So come now, children of Nibiru. Be strong and set your master free so that I may bathe this world in fire.
Judy, I have to say, this dark cave is doing wonders for your complexion.
Really? It's so nice of you to notice. Thank you, Brad.
You're welcome, Judy. In this light, I can barely see your multitude of wrinkles and your mouth full of decaying teeth.
(gasps) That's it, Bradley! (starts fighting Brad)
Stop it! You two are behaving like children.
(Kriegstaffebot grabs Judy after kicking Brad)
The cursed treasure is tearing us apart. I wish Cassidy were here to see you all go to pieces.
Oh, Ricky, you always lacked the stomach for greatness. (to everyone) Forward! Marschieren!
FFred
(watching the old gang and Kriegstaffebots through binoculars) They're on the move.
(The gang is walking after the old gang)
Like, Scooby-Doo, old pal, this is it. (grabs the burger sandwich from the backpack)
The last hamburger.
We've already eaten all of our snacks. I was saving this for an emergency.
This is an emergency. That's the last hamburger. (Shaggy eats the burger sandwich in half and he eats the other half) Ahh. Looks like we're roughing it from here, Raggy.
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