“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Evil Entity

You underestimate my strength. I should consume you and grow in power!

Daphne

Way to go, Mr. E.

Run, kids! Get out of here now!

Velma

Hang on, E! We'll save you!

(last words) It's too late for me, Velma.

Velma

No!

Save yourself!

Evil Entity

Now it is your turn! (tries to grab the gang but its tentacles are blocked by a shield of blue energy that appears around them)

Shaggy

Like, what was up with that?

Evil Entity

I need more. I shall feast upon all of Crystal Cove!

Evil Entity

(laughs) This world shall be mine. Then I shall devour galaxies. (laughs again) (opens the Crystal Sarcophagus and releases an army of evil Annunaki minions) Come to me, my minions. Come to me through this portal. Gather all from this place so that I may feed and grow strong!

Daphne

We have to do something!

Shaggy

Yeah, but like, what?

Velma

What about the spear, the Heart of the Jaguar?

It's broken. It's just a stick.

Evil Entity

I bring oblivion to this world! (laughs)

It's the end.

Nova. What do I do? The Heart of the Jaguar is broken.

The spear was never the Heart of the Jaguar. The Heart of the Jaguar is something else, Scooby-Doo. At the right moment when the heart is clear, you will know what to do.

Seriously, just tell me what to do?

You will know. You will see. You will feel. (disappears)

Evil Entity

My power approaches the infinite. Then I will absorb you and your friends. I will be UNSTOPPABLE! (tries to consume them once again, only to be thwarted by the same barrier)

You will know. You will see. You will feel.

Wait, that's it.

The Heart is us. It's always been us.

Velma

Jinkies! Scooby's right. It can't devour us now and it couldn't touch us earlier, remember?

Daphne

Not when we stood together.

The 5 of us.

Velma

Our friendship.

Daphne

Our love for one another.

Shaggy

Like, that's the true Heart of the Jaguar.

And that is something that monster can never take away. Something it can never defeat. It's now or never. Let's do this.

Velma

Wait. Think it through. The Entity is still drawing power from the crystal sarcophagus.

Daphne

It's some kind of portal between dimensions.

That means if we shatter it, then we cut that thing's lifeline.

Evil Entity

(still consuming people) They must be stopped! Bring me them!

Gang, as a team. Go!

Daph! (gives the stick to Daphne)

Daphne

Velma! Catch! (gives the stick to Velma)

Velma

Shaggy! (gives the stick to Shaggy)

Shaggy

Finish him, Scooby-Doo!

Evil Entity

(gasps) (The crystal sarcophagus is broken, opens up a vortex) (last words) NOOOOOO!!! (The vortex begins to suck everything into it, except for the gang) No! It cannot be! IT SHALL NOT BE! WHY! WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Shaggy

Like, whoa! Dudes!

Velma

The town looks untouched. We--we did it! (The gang cheers) We saved Crystal Cove!

We destroyed the monster!

Daphne

Let's celebrate!

Yeah, celebrate.

Sheriff Stone

(arrives with Mayor Nettles and four children) Hey, you kids. Nice to see you out and about on such a lovely day.

Velma

Sheriff Stone?

Shaggy

Like, dudes, where did that pint-sized posse come from?

Sheriff Stone

Mayor wife and I are taking the kids down to the beach.

Daphne

Mayor wife? Kids?

Mayor Nettles

You seem awfully forgetful, Daphne. I hope you remember you promised to baby-sit tomorrow night.

Sheriff Stone

Now, Eastwood, Norris and little Billy Jack need to be asleep by 8:00. Linda Carter here can stay up as long as she likes on account of her being more adorable than her brothers.

Mayor Nettles

Oh, we better run. See you tomorrow. (leaves with Sheriff Stone and four children)

Velma

OK, that was odd.

Gang, look at the sign.

Daphne

Didn't it always used to say "The Most Hauntedest Place on Earth"?

Shaggy

And like, check out that sign.

(reads the Darrow Mansion's sign) "Visit historic Darrow Mansion"?

Velma

Darrow Mansion sank underground.

Daphne

And Danny Darrow was some kind of horrible old troll, remember? I mean, wasn't he?

(scared) Duh! What's going on?! (jumps into Shaggy's arms)

Velma

Scooby, I think that's exactly what we need to find out.

Mom, dad, be honest. Are you sure you two have never touched a trap in your entire lives?

Brad

Traps? Fred, you know we're both...

Judy

Obstetricians. We bring babies into the world.

Brad

Happy babies, Judy.

Judy

Thank you, Brad, happy babies.

Daphne

But that still doesn't explain why you're here, mom and dad.

Oh, it's simple, dear.

Nan

We're planning your wedding.

Our wedding?

Nan

Why, princess, you're almost 18. High time you tied the knot.

I only wish we could find more perfect specimens of manhood like Fred for your underachieving sisters.

Daphne

Huh?

Don't be silly, Norville, we're so proud. Our son, President of the Chefs Club, winner of the ultimate teen chef award and you've won the national junior epicurean of the year award 3 times in a row.

Shaggy

But, I--I'm like a slacker.

I don't buy that story for a second.

Shaggy, look.

Here at Creationex, we've been blessed with inventing clean, sustainable fusion-based energy.

Cassidy

Now, my beautiful husband and I want to pass that blessing on to you by radically reducing our prices. (Ricky and Cassidy kiss)

Pericles

Creationex makes life better for everyone!

Huh?

Velma

Please, Marcie, please. Tell me what's going on?

Marcie

V, this is no time for fooling around. We're preparing for this year's Tri-state Olympiad of Science, which we have always won.

Velma

Schrodinger's cat!

Marcie

Huh? Our event is about mineral erosion. What's the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics have to do with it?

Velma

Everything! I gotta tell the gang. (leaves)

Marcie

That's my girl.

Fred! Bro! You are the coolest.

Gary

Cooler than cool, the king of cool, the lord king of goal keepers.

Those crazy talented hands of yours blocked every shot last night. Thanks for winning us the championship. You rock!

Gary

Yeah! And thanks for letting us borrow your van. You double rock! (he and Ethan leave)

(looks at the white van) This--this is my van?

Galloping goalies, Fred, of course it's your van. Now, will you kindly get it off my field?

Mayor dad?

You've called me a lot of things over the years, Mr. Jones, coach Jones, principal Jones, but definitely not mayor and never dad. I gotta say I like it. You know, since I never had kids of my own, I've always thought of the students here at my high school as all my kids, but you, Fred, you were always special. I've always been extra proud of you. By the way, my colleague at Miskatonic University sent this for you and your friends. (gives the disc to Fred)