“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Old Daphne

The kennel of the horrible hounds?

Shaggy used to board Scooby here when he and his folks went on vacations. I'm pretty sure I put the Planispheric Disk here.

Velma

Fred, this is all very bizarre.

You don't know the meaning of the word, child. (grunts) I just remembered where I actually hid the disk.

Here we are. This time for sure.

Old Daphne

The education board of Crystal Cove? Why? That's so random.

I'm surprised at you, Daphne. Education is very important to me. Isn't it, Mr. Traples? (plays with Mr. Traples)

I don't know. Look in all the desks, I guess. I'll check out the superintendent's office. (leaves the gang)

Velma

Gang, something is definitely wrong here. (writes the blackboard with chalk) I mean, is it me or is Fred acting even stranger than usual?

It's not you.

Velma

Maybe if we can retrace our steps, we'll see a pattern. (writing) F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex. Kennel of the horrible hounds. Education board of Crystal Cove. (marks the first and second 4 letters from top to bottom)

Daphne

"Fake Fred"?

Velma

I knew it.

Then who is he?

Shaggy

And who sent the message?

Velma

My guess? The real Fred. Wherever he is, he's probably in life-threatening peril.

Daphne

And in the clutches of some hideous creature.

Old Daphne

Where is it, Fred? Where is it?

Take it easy, Daph .At least we now know it's not here.

Old Daphne

You don't understand, Fred. We have to find that disk now. It's almost midnight. They'll be waking up soon.

What? Who?

Old Daphne

The skeletons. The skeletons walk after midnight. Run!

Old Daphne

Fred Jones, you remember every trap you ever built. Why can't you remember where you hid the most important relic in the universe?

Trap. That's it. Now I remember. (starts the engine of wrecked Mystery Machine) It's at the old abandoned factory.

Aha! Now that's more like it.

Shaggy

Should I just keep driving around in circles, Mr. Fred? Oh, sir? (drives the Mystery Machine in a circle)

No, the old abandoned factory, hippie. And floor it.

Old Daphne

This isn't the way to the factory.

I'm willing to bet it's the way to the factory. The real factory.

Old Daphne

(a bit disappointed) Fred, we're headed straight for that wall. It's solid brick!

Is it, or is it...

Old Daphne

Aah! Uhh!

Fake. As fake as everything else in the old abandoned Crystal Cove movie studio. And as fake as you, Daphne.

Old Daphne

How...How did you know?

Two big ones. The real Daphne would never forget that our first date was at the Trap Expo 3000. But the biggest mistake was right at the start.

Old Daphne

What?

You said jeepies. Daphne says jeepers. Velma says jinkies. Nobody says jeepies. I mean, that's just plain silly. Once I knew you were fake, I figured Crystal Cove must be phony, too. It could only be the old movie studio made to look like a ruined town, complete with animatronics skeletons. Obviously this was all about the location of the Planispheric Disk. Convincing me that I needed to save my friends from a post-apocalyptic future was the most obvious way to get me to tell you where I hid it. It's exactly what I would have done.

Fan out. Search every inch of this place until we find that disk.

Shaggy

Well, like, if you remember hiding it here, like, dude, where is it?

Well, the exact location slipped my mind. (leaves the gang to search the Planispheric Disk alone)

Velma

We can't let that fake Fred get his hands on the Planispheric Disk.

What do we do?

Shaggy

Like, we do what the real Fred would do. We trap him.

Velma

Agreed. But it's got to be before he gets his hands on...

The Planispheric Disk. I found it! I found it!

Velma

Okay, never mind.

Daphne

Now that you've got it, what are you going to do with it? Fake Fred.

Ahh, well done. You finally figured out I'm an imposter. So what? I'm taking the Planispheric Disk, and who's going to stop me? You? You?

NO! (arrives) Me. I mean you. Me. I mean me. You me. I-- Aw, heck. You get the idea. (starts fighting Evil Fred)

Daphne

Don't just stand there, Shaggy. Get in there and help Fred.

Shaggy

Which one?

Daphne

Uh, the good one.

Old Daphne

(shows up) Be careful, Fred. Don't hurt him.

Daphne

AAAAHH! NO! NO!

(to Old Daphne) Daphne, you look terrible. You should get more sleep.

(takes the Planispheric Disk) I'll never give up this disk. You'll never beat me.

(throws the chain to Evil Fred's legs) I don't need to beat you. I just need you to stay put.

Get me out of this. He's the fake.

Shaggy

They're, like, identical, right down to the ascot.

Which one's the real Fred?

Daphne

(to Evil Fred) Freddie, how do you feel about me?

What do you mean? You're my love, Daphne. I'm crazy about you.

Daphne

(to Fred) And you?

Uh, gosh. Gee, Daph, you know, I-- well, I guess aside from traps and solving mysteries, um... er, my stomach's getting hurty.

Daphne

Oh, Freddie. It's you! (kisses Fred)

Well, if you're so smart, then who am I really?

You're one of the most heartless criminals Mystery Inc. has ever faced. Aren't you, dad? (tries to unmask Evil Fred but realizes it's not a mask)

Ow! It's not a mask, you imbecile. I had plastic surgery to look like you. You would have spotted a mask too quickly.

I don't know what you think you were doing. You're supposed to be my father. But how could you try to impersonate me when you know absolutely nothing about me?

Velma

If he's Brad, that makes you Fred's sneaky criminal mom, Judy. (tries to unmask Old Daphne but realizes it's not a mask either)

Ouch! Watch it. I had plastic surgery, too.

Velma

I know.

Shaggy

Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves? (chuckles) But, like, why?

Yeah. Why?

Brad

For the treasure. What else? It was the genius mind of Professor Pericles that thought up the whole plan. Wasn't it, Judy?

Judy

That's right, Brad. While we went under the knife, Professor Pericles had Mr. E arrange for the Crystal Cove studio to be changed into an exact replica of the town.

Brad

Except more end of the world-ish, obviously.

Velma

I hate to be the one to point this out, but that's just crazy.

Pericles

(shows up) Is it, Velma? Or is it so brilliant you cannot begin to fathom its true genius?

Professor Pericles?

You failed, Professor. You'll never get your filthy talons on this disk.

Pericles

On the contrary, Frederick. You are going to hand it over to me, along with my associates, your dear parents, or else I will destroy the one thing you care about most.

Shaggy

Zoinks!

Daphne

(2 Kriegstaffebots grab her) Freddie!

Fine. You win. Take it.

Pericles

Excellent. (takes the Planispheric Disk) Auf Wiedersehen, you beautiful kinder.

Daphne

Freddie, I'm so sorry. Pericles got away with the disk because I got grabbed by robots.

Don't worry, Daph. The important thing is that you're back safe and sound. And you look good again.

Only now, Pericles has the Planispheric Disk.

Pericles

I'm coming for you, master. I'm coming to set you free.

Now let's see who this Monstrous Freak really is.

It's...it's... Who is that?

Velma

If I'm not mistaken, it's El Aguirre, the captain of the Spanish conquistadors.

Daphne

El Aguirre? But why?

La pura verdad, the truth is simple. I did not want you to discover how to destroy the Evil Entity buried deep beneath Crystal Cove, in its Caja Demonio.

Shaggy

Like, that doesn't make any sense. I thought you'd be the first person who'd want that thing destroyed.

No! Do you not see? If you destroy the Entity, myself and my men will be set free from this ENDLESS CURSE. We should never be set free. We must pay for all the horrible atrocities we committed while in service to the Entity.

Oh.

I can still hear their screaming. All the screams of the innocent ones. No. No! We must pay forever! We can never be set free!

Shaggy

Okay. Like, the old Spanish dude is a little loco in the cabeza.

Do not fret. All can be undone. All can be forgiven.

Yes. Yes, all can be forgiven.

That reminds me. Uh, be right back.