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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

(Scooby is in the strange dream)

Ohh!

Scooby-Doo, your time has come. She is here.

(Nova arrives)

Nova?

I am not Nova. I've only borrowed her body so that I may bring you an urgent message. Scooby-Doo, your life is in danger.

Huh?

I am of the Anunnaki, interdimensional beings that visit the planet earth every few thousand years. We arrive at a time call Nibiru, when the barriers between our worlds grow weak. The Anunnaki have a great history of helping humans, but we have no physical form and must inhabit animals. This is why some animals, our descendants, can talk and others cannot. But not all Anunnaki are kind and good. There are evil ones. And the most evil one of all is imprisoned beneath Crystal Cove and must not be set free. You must undo it, Scooby-Doo. Undo it all. Save yourself. Save your friends. Save the world.

(Scooby wakes up in the real world)

Hmm? Hmm? Duh! The cursed treasure is evil. Evil! We have to destroy it!

(Velma, Fred, Daphne and Shaggy look at Scooby, a bit shocked)

Sorry to bother you so early, kids. But the neighbors have been calling in constantly with reports of unearthly moaning, inhuman howling, blood curling screams...

In other words, same old same old.

You can count on us, Mayor Nettles.

We'll see if there's anything mysterious going on here.

(leaves) Thanks, kids.

Come on, come on, let's go! Let's get this over with.

After we're finished here, we need to relocate the Planispheric Disk.

We'll do it.

Good idea, Scoob. Yeah, you and I will re-hide the disc while you guys check out the scary house.

You're out of luck, Shaggy. Remember? Fred hid the Disk last time. And he's the only one who knows where it is.

Oy, can we hurry? Please?

Okay, let's get started. But first, well gang, it looks like we got another...

Mystery on our hands! Oh, Fred, we're such soul mates. We're finishing each other's sentences.

Come on, let's...

SVShaggy, Velma and Scooby

Split up and look for clues?

(The gang splits)

Like, I guess that means we're all soul mates, haha.

(Fred finds a strange mirror)

Aaah! Ugh. Look at those creepy eyes! And that disgusting yellow hair! And the horrible tentacle around its neck! Makes me wanna hork. Oh. (looks his reflection) It's me! Phew, that was close. (tries to leave but his reflection moves differently, he noticed, then moves to make reflection normal) Hmm. (turns around and his reflection pulls him into the mirror) AAAAAAAAHHHH!! (drops his lantern)

EFEvil Fred

Hello, friends.

Oh, Freddie. Thank goodness.

EFEvil Fred

This place was a total bust. Nothing scary here. So let's get to school before we're late. Punctuality is an important facet of learning. Right, Daphne?

Um, right, Fred.

(Fred wakes up in a destroyed and apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)

(looks at the mirror) What happened? (leaves the destroyed house) Gang? Gang! Daphne! (tries to call Daphne in his cell phone and reads) "No Signal Anywhere!". (walks the destroyed Crystal Cove street) Anybody! Hello! Hellooooo! (finds skeletons anywhere) No. No! This is all wrong. Crystal Cove has much greener lawns and fewer skeletons. Velma! Shaggy! Scooby Doo, where are you?!

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)

(whimpering)

EFEvil Fred

Does the dog need walking?

I walk myself, Fred.

EFEvil Fred

(shows the Canine Grumpets) Perhaps you would enjoy a canine crumpet.

Hmm. That is not a Scooby snack, Fred. Humph!

EFEvil Fred

What difference does it make? (Scooby is shocked) I'm sure they all taste the same.

(grumbling) You eat them, then.

EFEvil Fred

What was that, Scoobert?

Uh, nothing. Nothing.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)

(finds the Mystery Machine) There! (hugs it) Ahh! There she is! (looks the Mystery Machine's wreckage) I don't understand any of this. What happened to Crystal Cove? What happened to the people? What happened to your groovy paintjob? (Mystery Machine's door falls down and Fred finds the Mr. Traples half ruined) Mr. Traples. What happened here? Please, tell me what's going on. (finds the clothes of Velma and Shaggy in the floor) Velma. Shaggy. Scooby. They're... They're... Oh, no. No. It's impossible. How could it get any worse? (The green scarf appears and flies in front of Fred) Daphne's scarf. No! It can't be! It can't be true! DAPHNE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Fred is sitting outside the destroyed City Hall)

(sadly) Daphne.

UWUnknown woman

Fred?

Cut it out, Mr. Traples. It's not funny you imitating Daphne like that.

UWUnknown woman

Freddie, is that really you?

Daphne?

(shows up) Fred, where have you been?

(shocked) Aah!

Oh, Freddie, don't look at me. I'm hideous!

Daphne, is... is that really you?

Of course it's me, silly. And jeepies, you found my scarf. (puts the scarf on her neck) I've been looking all over for this.

I still don't understand. I came out of that mirror and everything had changed. Why is everyone a skeleton and why are you--

Do I really look so awful, Freddie?

Uh... no.

When you didn't come back, something went crazy with the Planispheric Disk. Velma said it created a vortex around Crystal Cove and sped up time here. We searched everywhere for it. You hid it too well. Decades whirred by in weeks. Everyone aged quickly and one by one, turned to dust until only I was left.

I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I... I'm just a really good hider.

You've got to change it back. Right up till the end, Velma said the Planispheric Disk could reverse the process. Where did you hide it, Freddie? We have to get that disk.

Then that's what we'll do. Daphne, Mr. Traples, load up. We've got a future to change.

The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium. Shaggy and Scooby loved this place. It was hidden here the whole time?

Yep. Come on.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)

EFEvil Fred

Everybody out.

Like, this is more like it. (chuckles) The F-F-Fearatorium Food Emporium makes me, like, f-f-famished.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

EFEvil Fred

(grabs Shaggy and Scooby hardly) What's wrong with you two? You're like bottomless pits. We're not here to indulge your munchies. We're here for that Planispheric Disk.

Freddie, you're the one who hid it here. I don't understand why you don't know where it is.

EFEvil Fred

Oh, you don't understand? Intellect isn't your strong suit, huh? What about you? Got any smarts in there behind those eye goggles?

Hmmph.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)

Freddie, we've looked everywhere. It's not here.

Hey, wait a minute. You're right. This wasn't the last place I hid the disk. The trip through the mirror must have jangled my memory. Now I remember.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)

EFEvil Fred

Never mind, change of plans. This isn't where I left it after all.

(In the apocalyptic version of Crystal Cove)

The Arcane-A-Rama Movieplex? You hid the disk here?

Sure. I would think you of all people would realize why this place would be so important to me, don't you, Daph?

Because we had our first date here, Freddie.

I can always count on you to remember stuff like that. Come on.

(In the present version of Crystal Cove)

EFEvil Fred

It's got to be here somewhere. Keep searching.

What's the score?

EFEvil Fred

The score, Norbert, is that we're gonna find that disk tonight.

I meant the score to the baseball game. That you're listening to. On that thingymabob.

EFEvil Fred

Heh. I knew that.

It's not Norbert. It's Norville. And nobody calls him that. It's always Shaggy.

EFEvil Fred

I suggest less nitpicking and more searching. (talks through headphone) Wait. What? It's not here. Get back in the van.

(Scooby thinks Fred is crazy)

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