Do you care to explain what we're doing 60 feet above the ground, standing above 9000 gallons of swirling water and...I'm in a wetsuit?
Sure!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Adam is floating on his back after being spun around in the whirlpool tank.]
Have you ever really looked at the sky?
This is a cursed item. There are cursed items in the world and this is one of them. It's everything we try and do to it, goes wrong.
Make no mistake, this is a deathtrap.
I don't know but this feels very dangerous, I have a bad feeling about this, something is going to go wrong.
And that is different from the other times how...?
[Adam has made a nozzle on the lathe that looks remarkably like a lightsaber handle.]
...I did what any boy would make—uh, what am I allowed to call it, a plasma sword?—except, instead of a limited beam of pure plasma, it's soda!
[Adam pretends he is fighting with the nozzle as if it is a lightsaber.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Not so much Yoda, but soda.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Adam, for reasons known only to himself, puts a bottle of cola on Jamie's lathe.
[The bottle unscrews and comes out of the lathe, spilling everywhere. Adam laughs.]
[to camera] Okay, this'll be our little secret.
(in French accent) I have been a bubble sculptor for about 20 years. The Bubbles are very fine way to sculpt the real world.
[Adam and Jamie light a ten-foot tower of methane bubbles on fire; the bubbles erupt in a massive fireball.]
That was like the beast dying at the end of the movie! "WRRROOOOOEEEAAAGH!"
This is one I've known about for a long time, it's called "Dry Ice Bomb." Years ago I went to an ice company to pick up some stuff for Jamie, this was like 20 years ago, 15 years ago, and it said: "You cannot buy dry ice unless you are 18", and I thought: "Why would that be?" so I said "Hey, how come you can't buy dry ice unless you are over 18", and the guy goes: (assumes a "surfer dude" voice) "Oh, 'cause you can stick it in a 2-liter bottle and make a huge bomb out of it; it blows up, it'll, like, set car alarms off across the street; it's really cool! (normal voice): and I thought, "You're new here, aren't you?" Since then I've always wanted to try it.
Tory [talking on two-way radio to Grant] Okay, Grant... ready for your 45 mile an hour run? Paramedics are... nowhere to be found. [to camera crew] This may be the last time we see Grant.
[camera shows a shot of Jamie's shirt] This better work... my shirt's all dirty.
We have three melodies...they're called First Gear, Second Gear, and Third Gear.
Inexplicably, Adam is wearing chainmail.
We're 100 feet away, and I can still feel it moving the bridge... it's eerie.
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