(From a lift as the Build Team builds the assault course) Now remember that the safety word is "Run!"
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I think Jamie's just going to be like [mimicking Jamie's impending crawl up an air duct with magnets] "CHUNG!" "CHUNG!" "CHUNG!" And I believe, in a security manual, the proper response to that sound coming from your duct is to just riddle your duct with bullets.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
With Grant and Kari heading up security, bullet riddling is unlikely. But with Tory...you never know.
[There is a loud clang as Jamie begins noisily climbing the duct]
[laughing] Why, Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building!
[There is another clang as Jamie continues climbing the duct. Adam laughs again]
Somebody needs to check that air conditioner!
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
[as Jamie continues] Here's some key phrases from the surreptitious entry heist manual: Be the breeze [clang] As light as a feather [clang] The foot fall of a kitten. [clang]
Surreptitious? I don't think so.
Lets get cracking.
Um... cracking?
What?
I guess I could break into a building too by beating on the ducting with a sledgehammer.
Is there anything more attractive than the sound of gum being chewed?
Yes there is, watching you chew that gum.
[Jamie has mixed some cardboard in the blender, and tasted the result.]
Kinda reminds me of high school, for some reason.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Ah, Jamie's school days. Playing football, growing facial hair, and drinking cardboard
[Adam tastes some liquified cardboard.]
Y'know, it tastes uncannily like cardboard.
Remember this, kids — cardboard is low in fat!
It's wedged in there like... I don't know if I could build something that could wedge it in there that hard...
[Adam looks back at the steam cannon.]
Oh - apparently, I did!
But didn't we spend two seasons busting the last Archimedes myth?
[Holding a box for a model of a container ship.]
It's the toy every kid wants for Christmas! A container ship! "Gee, thanks dad! Now I can replicate international commerce!"
[Adam has thrown up after being spun around in a whirlpool.]
JJess
Urgh - smells like pizza.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Welcome to the team, Jess.
[Adam pulls on a wetsuit in preparation for the whirlpool.]
[Imitating heavy French accent.] Is everybody ready for DIVING?!
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