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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

And now we're going to see if we can shake this bridge apart.

Uh, hold on Adam...

[in a flashback clip] I promise that if this works, we'll use this power only for good.

Yeah, right Adam.

Keen-eyed observers will note that the guys are actually standing on the bridge they're trying to destroy. Confidence in Tesla's machine isn't exactly sky high.

Neither Jamie or I give a high percentage of anything actually occurring out here, nonetheless MythBusters is nothing if not a compendium of ways in which Jamie and I have been wrong.

I'll do the lava lamps.

I'll do the stove.

[pauses] ...I'll do the math.

While Grant calculates with what to do with his day off...

A theory is that the shock of cold water will— [lava lamp suddenly explodes]

[Laughs] You should have seen the look on your face, it was priceless.

[commenting on the penetrating power of piano wire on the palm tree] Hey, what do you think? You think we can get that [piano] wire to go all the way through an engine block?

[being whacked repetitively on the shoulder by the cable] Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

(Referring to their lack of success in cutting the pig in half) Can we get a sword?

(laughs) Meat cleaver?

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

The voice of an angel rings out...

(yells at full volume) TORY!

...or maybe, make that the devil.

That was a good one, Kari. Now I know what it would be like to be married to you.

[A strange noise sounds when Jamie opens an air cylinder]:

These tanks are actually filled with geese...and they're complaining.

(silence) Was that a joke? Fascinating...

Alright, Grant. I'm ready to start breaking windows with rocks, but before I stick you in that car to shoot it, I wanna make sure we can actually break a windshield with a rock.

The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of 14 year-old pyromaniacs... is ballistic glass.

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