Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Adam removes 5 plywood sheets from the 12 available.
[Adam breaks a sheet of wood veneer.]
Screw.
Uhh - make that 11.
One tore, bringing it out...trying to get it out of the way of Jay the cameraman!
[Buster is dropped 60 feet to the ground. He lands with a solid thud.]
[laughs] I was laying on the ground when he hit, and I felt the ground move a little bit.
I never get tired of doing that.
He's gonna die... but it's gonna look great.
[Adam's Plywood Parachute is about to be tested.]
These rigs represent three days of skill, passion, and effort. Pity, really.
[The parachute fails miserably.]
Well, a fat lot of good that did.
And that's why they don't make parachutes out of wood.
[to Jamie] I'm taking solace in the fact that your wing is going to fail so utterly spectacularly.
You're probably right. But then you never know.
[nods] But then you never know.
[Jamie's design falls to the ground, hitting the surface on its side and snapping into pieces. Buster thuds to the ground loudly as Adam begins laughing hysterically.]
[laughs] Whoooo!!!
Do you feel better now?
I do, I feel a lot better.
[a trailer just before a commercial]
Next, In his quest to build the ultimate plywood parachute, Adam Savage...screws up.
[after ruining a part of plywood] Oh, *beep*!
[Adam flying over Jamie on a zip-line.]
AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO! I fart on you!
We're trying to up the bar on this stupid stuff we're doing.
[Christine is hauling in a toilet to use in their bathroom set.]
Rented it for $10... and it's dripping on me! God knows what's in this water.
[Adam is working on creating a full-size dummy out of ballistics gel.]
Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?
Next up, we have the iron, or as we like to call it, "Fierro de los Muertos!"
If Jamie doesn't believe it'll work, then I have no trouble dropping the toaster in the bathtub when he's sitting in it. But something tells me he won't.
[The MythBusters have just dropped a hair dryer with a ground fault interruptor (GFI) switch into the bathtub. The GFI switch has failed to trip.]
What kind of ground fault interruption is this? It's pumping water! I would say that's bad!
[Electricians are assessing why the test bathroom has electrical problems.]
Turns out there are two faults in the system: Adam and Jamie.
[Adam drops a toaster into the test tub. The flash pot goes off, indicating a fatal shock.]
Whoa...
Our friend here is...toast.
Oh yeah: 12 milliamps. Toasters—no good.
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