This is the show. It's like four minutes of science and then ten minutes of me hurting myself.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
COME OOOOON!!!!!!
RLRob Lee (U.S. Narrator)
It's a very un-MythBusters-like moment. They've built an invention, and nothing has gone wrong... [Adam loses his balance and falls onto his back from a standing position as the machine is turned off.] Ah. That's more like it.
[Jamie and Kari are scouting a derelict hotel as a location.]
Since we're here anyway, can we film a horror movie?
(Jamie, Kari and Scottie are testing the jump mechanism, Buster falls on his face)
Faceplant!
[Jamie and Kari are measuring the height of the elevator shaft.]
92 feet, to the top of the pulleys.
Uh, 92 feet to the dead bird.
[Jamie laughs]
[The crew cleans debris from the elevator car.]
[Holds up a dead bird.] Two words — Naaas-tee. Ugh...
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Elevators are designed not to fall. Fortunately, the MythBusters wrote the book on disabling safety features.
[Adam is disabling the elevator's safety brake for the experiment.]
Anticlimactically enough, I believe I've disabled the entire mechanism by removing this simple pin.
[After Buster falls down the elevator.]
I believe this is more damage than we've ever done to Buster in one myth before.
We'll never get pulled over for going six miles an hour!
RLRob Lee
A few of the guys from CHPs [California Highway Patrol] are on-hand to oversee the experiment. If anything does beat the radar, they wanna know about it.
[Kari just fired off the fire-extinguisher chaff gun.]
[to police officer] Which is gonna be more expensive: the speeding ticket or the littering ticket?
CCHP Officer
[laughs] The littering ticket.
The only thing that gave us any result, but just barely, was my favorite—And I think you'll like this one, Adam...the Radar Wheel of Death! [The Build Team plonks it in front of Adam.]
[laughs] Oh my god!
[Adam makes a miscalculation judging the necessary weight for a ten-inch-tall miniature Buster doll.]
10 inches tall…25 pounds. I just did the math. I need him to weigh 25 pounds.
So you're saying that he needs to be built out of depleted uranium.
[Laughs.] Do you have some? Is it under "D" or "U" over here?
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