Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[After Adam drops the toaster into the bathtub and picks up the curling iron.]
Now it's time for one of my personal favorites, [imitating Pee Wee Herman and making the curling iron look like it's talking] the curling iron! Let's go!
What are you? Pee Wee Herman?
Killer quicksand. Is that why I'm standing here in this stupid pith helmet?
No, you're standing there in that stupid pith helmet because you're an idiot.
Adam needs a cookie.
[pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard!
[After a microwaved jawbreaker was put in the metal teeth which caused it to explode, injuring Christine] So, the MythBusters have conclusively proved that jawbreaker plus microwave plus steel teeth equals scalded MythTern.
STOP SPARKING MY [censored]!
In Monterey Bay, Ping-Pong ball plus sea otter equals jail time for at least some member of the crew, I think we'll have to draw straws to figure out who.
[Tory tries a second test of the boom-lift.]
All right, I'm gonna count down...49, 48... just kidding. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
[The test fails.]
Aaand Buster didn't even spill his coffee.
Doing things "the MythBusters way" usually spells trouble... on a titanic scale.
It's audacious. It's ludicrous. It's... MythBusters.
I think it's about a 10% chance of the whole thing falling down, about a 40% chance of Buster actually flying any distance, and the other 50% is Buster going "FOOM!" right in front of the thing.
[commenting on the amount of destruction] Hey Adam, would you say it's safe to say that there won't be a second shot?
Myth totally failed. Completely busted. Totally, completely busted.
And Buster: busted. And boomlift: busted.
And everything's busted.
Ground:
busted.
MythBusters.
Breaking big things for science, every day.
[One of the crew members' phone rings; cast and crew crack up]
NASA can put a man on the moon.
But can the MythBusters find a needle in a haystack?
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