Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Who'da thought? Cheap car, dud battery.
It seems like you have to take the car tire off in order to change the battery. What is the point? Probably because someone built the damn thing in a computer and doesn't have any sense. Piece of crap.
While Jamie curses all things modern...
[Jamie rigs the taxi to be operated remotely.]
I think Jamie and I should drive around and pick people up.
Yeah, with nobody in the front seat.
[Jamie is wearing a thermal suit while they're testing a myth on exploding aerosols. He hasn't spoken since he put on the suit.]
You wanna take your hood off and participate in this conversation?
I kinda like it in here. It's private.
[Jamie is deciding whether he is going to pee on the fence]
All those years spent as a political prisoner in South America and they never ONCE attached a battery to your nuts.
Well why do you think I don't want to do it.
[Playing with Buster's face]
You guys have f***ed with me long enough. It's payback time and payback's a b****.
(Adam's ****** is censored with rifle gunshot sounds, and Grant is heard laughing in the background)
[Talking to Tory after taking off Buster's face that he had on]
You know what's funny is that when you put this on you can smell, and you get all these scents and memories of blowing him up, dropping him off a cliff, a little salt water, a little rotting pig.... It's like a... It's like a trip down memory lane. You wanna try?
No thanks.
Not only do we get to short out a battery, but we get to do it in a gasoline-rich environment! I can't think of a better way to spend a Monday afternoon.
[referring to the safety glass the team uses] You told us all it was bulletproof, and, it's not!
[Adam, after several tries, has finally hit the target] Good shot, Adam.
[little-boy voice] Thank you, Uncle Jamie.
[Adam and Jamie release a skunk into the women's room in an attempt to incite it to spray them.]
Thanks for putting it in the women's bathroom.
[Adam is pouring beer onto the floor to try and get rid of skunk smell]
What...you're doing it all wrong! It's spilling everywhere. You gotta start at the top and move down.
It's hard being Jamie sometimes.
Finally! We smell foul!
I can't help but notice that IT'S NOT ON FIRE YET!
Our death ray doesn't seem to be working right. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
[After Busting the myth, Adam has the "death ray" flop to the concrete face-first, breaking every mirror in the array.]
And that's about 2,000 years bad luck right there.
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