(Jamie's goldfish has just finished the maze in twenty-five seconds.)
Mine are eating their own poo.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(Jamie's goldfish has just finished the maze in twenty-five seconds.)
Mine are eating their own poo.
(Adam taps on Jamie's goldfish tank and says: "Goodnight fish")
Jamie, talking to the camera: You see, this is what has basically screwed him up, like, "Goodnight fish" (Imitating Adam), Yea, that helps!
We have to identify the smart ones.
Hi, we're here to buy a trombone.
Sure, for a student?
Well no, actually we want to blow it up.
You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.
[Pyrotechnician Jack Morocco is loading an explosive-filled mute into a trombone.]
So how much is in there?
It goes all the way to the tip. That's six rocket engines.
Got a regular Panzerfaust here.
Boy, I sure hope we don't fly beyond our limits here.
Just another day of blowin' somethin' up.
[Adam blows the demolished trombone.]
Hey, it still makes noise!
[trying to make Buster stand in front of the trombone] It's like trying to make a dead man stand.
Better not ask why Adam knows that.
[During the initial test, where Jamie's soldiers aren't getting enough air power]
Jamie's made a doo-wop group, not a battalion of soldiers. Looks like the California Raisins.
[Referring to Jamie's soldiers] They're cute...cute for SCIENCE.
Ah, the old Mythbusters motto: when in doubt, add something heavy.
[Adam tips the bridge over, destroying it.]
Feel better now?
I do feel better.
Good for you.
There's poo everywhere!
[Adam talking with a toothbrush in his mouth.]
We're using the ones that were on top of the toilet.
[Adam is digging a hole in front of the workshop to bury pigs for a test.]
Adam doesn't know it yet, but he's digging his own grave.
What's that?
What? Nothing.
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