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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

(Jamie's goldfish has just finished the maze in twenty-five seconds.)

Mine are eating their own poo.

(Adam taps on Jamie's goldfish tank and says: "Goodnight fish")

Jamie, talking to the camera: You see, this is what has basically screwed him up, like, "Goodnight fish" (Imitating Adam), Yea, that helps!

We have to identify the smart ones.

Hi, we're here to buy a trombone.

CClerk

Sure, for a student?

Well no, actually we want to blow it up.

CClerk

You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.

[Pyrotechnician Jack Morocco is loading an explosive-filled mute into a trombone.]

So how much is in there?

It goes all the way to the tip. That's six rocket engines.

Got a regular Panzerfaust here.

[trying to make Buster stand in front of the trombone] It's like trying to make a dead man stand.

RHRufus Hound (U.K. Narrator)

Better not ask why Adam knows that.

[During the initial test, where Jamie's soldiers aren't getting enough air power]

Jamie's made a doo-wop group, not a battalion of soldiers. Looks like the California Raisins.

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

Ah, the old Mythbusters motto: when in doubt, add something heavy.

[Adam talking with a toothbrush in his mouth.]

We're using the ones that were on top of the toilet.

[Adam is digging a hole in front of the workshop to bury pigs for a test.]

Adam doesn't know it yet, but he's digging his own grave.

What's that?

What? Nothing.

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