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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[In the opening to the Goldfinger myth.]

Tub of body latex: $22 . Tub of gold pigment: $6. Watching your friend get naked, covered in gold paint and then jogging until he passes out: Priceless!

Basically now I'm about to pour the dog wee on the pile of baking soda, which, if the myth is correct, should cause a small explosion, or, if we're actually on Earth, will do absolutely bupkis.

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

Some of last season's fashions are packed around his legs.

(in a strange accent) I told you no colors with the whites!

Get me the Jack Russell terrier urine! That oughta do it! They're hyper little creatures.

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

You know a rock band has made it when they get their own private jet. The MythBusters know they've made it when they get to destroy their own private jet.

Since he's already dirty, he's been kind enough to...spare me.

That's how his shirt stays white. I do all the dirty work!

An empty car doing doughnuts and a police car with its lights flashing...Nah, I checked. There's nothing more fun than that.

(very fast): Jamie! Jamie! Can I try it this time? Can I blow the bullet up? can I? Can I? really I can try.

Shut up and set the bullet off.

[Adam and Jamie buy goldfish and supplies for the test from Steve, a pet shop owner.]

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

It's the easiest sale Steve's ever made: two tanks, ten fish, and enough supplies to feed a whale.

[The beginning of the competetion, to Adam.]

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass.

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