“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[to a victim who keeps yelling at her] Ok, we're here to help you. That is our job and we're just thrilled to be doing it. We will be doing everything we can to treat your injury.

[smiles, sarcastically] Yes. And while we do so, we hope that you'll refrain from yelling at us.

Or suing us.

Oh yeah. Yeah, that would be good.

I'm lucky enough to work with some of the best, bravest firefighters in the world. What your husband did to save his family, that was the bravest thing I've ever seen.

Forget gratitude, appreciation. Maybe not getting sued is as good as it gets these days.

I just don't understand any of it.

People need to find meaning when someone they love dies.

Oatmeal?! If I wanted to be healthy and miserable, I would've stayed home!

Mouch

I asked Shay and she said women like a bad boy.

Otis

So you basically asked a lesbian what she looks for in men?

[about the oatmeal] Is it gluten free?

I don't even know what that means.

It's the one thing I've wanted my whole life and he's taking it away from me.

Jones, if you don't want him transferring you to PR, then don't go. Put your foot down. Or go, and make your dad happy. You gotta figure it out.

Severide

I owe you one.

Dinner? [Severide stares at her] Oh, I'm just messing with you. You wouldn't be able to handle me anyway. Snap you right in half.

Severide

Umm...

[deadpan] So, beat it. I've got work to do.

Severide

How's everything with you and Dawson? [Casey looks at him and scoffs] What?

I was about to ask you for relationship advice, but that'd be like fitness tips from Mouch.

Severide

I have been in a lot of meaningful relationships.

Oh, yeah? What was meaningful about them?

Severide

Chivalry prevents me from going any further into it.

You know, I would come to poker night, but it sounds so fun, I'm afraid it would ruin me from ever wanting to do anything else other than hanging out with the guys.

Awwww.

Why do I have to be the girl?

Just do it, Cruz, and stop your whining.

Mouch

Name five things you're scared of.

[deadpan] Uh...being here with you on this date just became number one for me right now.

Mouch

[confused] She...she wouldn't say that.

Mouch

So what drew you to Golden Oldeez?

Well, I'm very happy by myself, but I just moved here from Pittsburgh. And I was reading this article about prisons, and the author made a point that the most severe punishment in any culture is solitary confinement. And if it doesn't come easily, well, then, gosh, darn it, just get on a website and make an effort. So that's what I did.

That's your wife? You, McAuley, Dr. Doom and Gloom snagged that earth angel over there?

That's correct.

We work a dangerous job. We all knew that when we signed up. A firefighter dies in the line of duty, we are shocked. Our hearts are broken. But in some dark corner of our mind, we are bracing ourselves for that possibility. But a firefighter takes her own life? That is not a contingency that we can prepare for. We can't change what happened. But we can learn from it. We all missed the signs here. And we can never let it happen again. So you reach out to each other. You be there for each other. Not just for today, or this week always. I never want to see another member of this family slip through the cracks.