IMIce Man
Oh, man, my computer froze! [other guy destroys with an ax] Uh, I meant I got one of those spinning color balls.
AMAx Man
Oh! Sorry.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MCMiranda Cosgrove
[as a host in the new show "Definitely Alive with Dice" to a dead contestant with flies surrounding it] Wow, and they said I was stoned. Seriously, though; is he okay?
WWerewolf
Wow! It's tough out there for a werewolf.
AAnnouncer
Halloweendex. It's the spray of the dead!
CCitizen
Zowie! Did you have an accident?
TMTree Man
Yes, I had an accident!
CCitizen
For goodness sake, change your pants!
MMike
Wonder what will happen if I press "End"?
PPeople
No!
AAnnouncer
Bad Idea #100: Juice boxing gloves.
[cues boxing match]
BBoxer
Hey, you got juice all over me!
Look out! It's Sandman! [stomps on a sand sculpture by mistake] Huh, guess that was just a sand sculpture. Nice job, kids.
AAnnouncer
Hood-ini the Hipster Magician, 'cause he doesn't get up before noon and he parties all night.
HSHomer Simpson
Hello, has it been done? It was a whole prison from The Simpsons Movie!
BSBart Simpson
[chuckles] That'll teach him to steal a Simpsons' butt! [segment ends]
AAnnouncer
Arrowbics: If you're not completely satisfied, then I'm sorry I stranded you on an island.
GGargamel
It's not happening! [the Avengers all join in, segment closes]
SSSketch Stork
Eight more seconds? Uh, okay...hey, you guys wanna hear Alfred's speech? So; Alfred, how do you feel to be in the sketch? [segment closes]
CCaveman
Sorry. I thought glass could put out fire.
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