“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[pulls over the Road Runner] Do you have any idea how fast you were going?

Meep meep!

Yeah, that's not a number. [handcuffs the Road Runner] You're coming with me. [sees Wile E. Coyote on a rocket and stops him] Stop it! You can't eat him. He's in custody. Sheesh. Also, there's no way that rocket is street legal. [handcuffs Wile E. Coyote] You're coming with me, too.

Oh, no! My brother's been turned into a toad!

Well, I guess I could say he want to get into basketball; so, really; I guess, uh...no. Never mind. There's no good way to spend this. [segment closes]

I just call dibs on these fish flakes.

Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of today's problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have her protect the Earth - I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!

Japan

I agree with America.

Switzerland

Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!

England

There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanity's enslavement.

France

If Britain and America don't agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both?

England

AGINCOURT!

You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?

England

[overlapping with America] The only things that come from France are horrid wine and body odor.

China

Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only organ of theirs' that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treats?

We'd just get hungry again!

Spain

Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in.