JJimmy
Oh, wow! I just had the craziest dream that I was skiing!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
AAnnouncer
The Water Bunkbeds. It's a work in progress.
GGuy
Oh, wow. Nice scarf.
SMScarfed Man
I'm not wearing a scarf. [reveals to be a snake]
BBoth
[scream] Scarf snake!
WWonka
Oh, har har, a golden parking ticket. Very funny!
Ducks: all they really need is money.
PBPenguin Bouncer
Sorry. Black tie only.
PPenguin
Dang it, the one thing I dressed down!
AAnnouncer
Flop flips! They're just as...oh, what's the point?
MPMovie Parody Announcer
The Hands Free Detective. He's kind of a jerk, really.
Dads, on top of things since 2004.
WWife
You're eating them backwards, you dummy.
HHorton
My name is Horton. Oh, and someone murdered a Who. [all people scream, mutes a man screaming with his trunk] That's better.
HHorton
[the floor collapses] You think it's too late to get on The Voice? [segment closes]
GGerald
[noticing the children fell asleep] Huh. One more zombie movie's not gonna hurt anybody.
HHost
[as the horse rides on a helicopter and crashes] Nope!
Man of Surreal. Wow, that was nuts!
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