“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

This is "up", and this is "down". This is "up" and this is... [gets sucked into space]

Correction. Make that two confirmed survivors.

Dude, you're going the wrong way!

[sees the dog on the ice cream cone] Good thing he skipped the peanuts.

Hey, fella! Why don't you come over and test your strength?

Uh, okay! [grabs a mallet] Bye! [lifts the seesaw, little boy is thrown in air and never comes back]

Actually, this is the "Test Your Strength" machine. That was my son's teeter-totter.

Gonna be in big trouble with the wife, that's for sure.

The Invisibility Shop: Our prices are so low, they're invisible! No, they're not really. We list them.

E.T. phone home...oh, thank you. [to cell phone] Hey, you left me on Earth. Come back. Also, [sees the burglars from Home Alone] the Earth is being robbed. Call 911.

[sees the bouquet as a boomerang] Oh, no! Boomerang bouquet!

This trial was doomed from the start.

[dial tone] Hello? Hello?

Still working out some of the bugs. I said "iron", not "tin"!

The Disposable Car, you'll never worry about parking again!

[with bags of vinyl records, wondering where his car should be] Wait. How do I get home?

It's Crash!

You're hired!

No, Mike; that's...never mind.

Cool. I get to be in a MAD sketch. Cool, cool, cool.

Oh, very funny. End credits.

Uh, I don't think those are transferrable.

Oh, then I can't help you.