“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

"Jimmy was he"? What does that mean?

Still nothing?

Not yet?

[groans] I took this job too early.

Golf: If only it were like that.

Owls: don't be fooled by their wisdom.

[crushed by a blue shoe due to the title "Rise of the Guardians II"] Forget the movie! Someone get this shoe off me!

Crate & Arrow: We've got crates and arrows, but the crates are holding the arrows. We don't sell them, so stop asking.

My chair's broken! Usher want to see! Usher want to see!

And we have a winner!

Usher don't like-y! [flies, attacks Vanessa]

Seriously? No one's gonna help me?

[reveals the liquid was just butter] Hey, that's not water! It's butter!

The Bungee Bunk: ignore the warnings.

Money Diapers: another terrible product from Bad Ideas, Inc.

[as other rockets scare the audience] Oh, boy. You guys are not gonna believe what I did here.

Ain't I a stinker. [segment closes]

Hello? Is anyone listening to these jokes? Hello?

[to Ernie, focusing the seatbelts] Look, Ernie! My seatbelt is "open", now it's "closed". "Open", now it's "closed".

Will you two stay still?