“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[looking in the mirror] I've been undercover so long, I forgot I was a wolf.

Please don't eat me!

Eat you? Yuck! Get out of here! [sheep barber flees off] Dang it, I'm in way too deep.

I hate my commune!

Hey, we're exhausted from hanging up here all day. Can we get down now?

That's enough out of you! Do you understand me?

Well, I guess we finally got our work cut out for us.

Says you. No way, we ain't going back to that crazy bird.

Come on! Did you not see the sign?

There, I destroyed the intelligent broadcast Whitney.

Well this has been Real Life Heroes.

This summer, you'll scream until you're blue in the face! I think it was a parody of Mama.

Not enough Gargamel!

Too much Gargamel.

Fine. I know what I'm not wanted.

[finds out the girl disguise falls off from his tail] Alright, who's the wise guy that tricked me into dating my own tail? [other snakes laugh at him] Real funny. I'm not paying for this meal, you know?

I think he's carrying your stepmom right now.

I'm not even gonna look.

Now he's coming back to freeze your dad.

I'm sure it's just some misunderstanding/

Now he's kicking the White House with his foot.

I don't want to hear that.

[as the spaceship explodes the White House] And now the White House is blown up by related aliens.

And they all became toilet paper. The end.

All right, Dave. How hot is the sun?

[voice only] It's uh, hot. Really hot. I mean, my gosh; it's so... [explodes, dies]

Dave? Dave?

Well, don't look at me. I'm just a dog. Woof! [people scream, ship sucks into a black hole; closing the segment]

Thanks a lot, Superman! I ruined another clip-on!

This bread is stale!

Oh, yeah. That's why I'm feeding it to ducks.

[in Law & Claw] Look, bub; in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: right claws and left claws.