“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Hey, don't you criticize my best friend! [teacher faints]

Oh, but I'm so hungry!

Yes!

[to viewers] Never bring a swordfish to a gun fish fight.

Bakin': He's one tough cookie!

Alright, we need to shoot the power generator so the shield goes down. What you want to do is take your rocket launcher and... [Mr. T. throws the rocket launcher at it] hey, what are you doing? [the generator explodes] How'd you do that?

I threw it hard!

You know the show's over, right?

[punches the chef in the stomach] I know it's over!

How else are kids going to be interested in the movie about a dead president?

Oh. I thought Fortune Yeller was just a typo.

Good news, it's a boy!

A boy? Yahoo!

Oh, sorry. I was talking to him.

So what does he have?

The flu. You're in the wrong room.

Oh, man; I'd never get a baby.

The M&MA Championship: You have to be nuts to do it!

Awkward moments never in danger of becoming extinct.

[after reading the note the treasure was revealed to be the same spot] What? Curse you, Lean John Silver; the Physically Fit Pirate!

[sing-song-y] Kristen Stewart...

[on voicemail] Stop calling me!

I knew this movie was in 3D!

We're not even wearing glasses!

I'm gonna wreck it! [stone collapses on creatures]

What's going on here?