“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

Spider-Man

[after hitting Charlie with a chair] Yeah, still not there yet. Still not there.

Spider-Man

[to Charlie during bridge scene] I said swing, not lie on the cement!

Spider-Man

Hey, everybody! These spiders are for Charlie! [jumps up and down, spiders fly everywhere, people screaming and ending the segment]

The Land Before Adventure Time. Mondays just a little bit before Adventure Time.

You know, I hate being here; folks. Why don't you people hate clouds?

What are you doing?!

Nothing.

You two are the worst! All you do is sit around, play video games, and say "dude" too much. Yet somehow, all these boring things completely destroyed the city! [view of the destruction of the town] What happened to you?!

[as the other dragon breathes fire into the same nose] Smells okay to me, but then again; you just destroyed my nostrils.

Aquapella: the tuna you can't get out of your head!

James Bond will return [a question mark appears] if this guy ever stops talking.

Ah, who am I kidding? [jumps] Geronimo! [burns to death, segment ends]

In this box of all things you could wish! You like all these things, you silly old... [finds out the fish is nowhere to be seen] fish? Hey, where'd that fish go?

[muffled talking] Fish? What fish?

Theodore Gei-- you know what, better change your name so you can't be sued. Just call me Dr. Seuss. [segment closes]

Lipstuck: buy some today! I think it's just red glue. Here, let me test it out. [puts Lipstuck on it, muffled talking; closing the commercial]

Did Anybody Get Mom a Card? 'Cause moms are crazy about that kind of stuff!

[after shooting the falling guy] Uh, hello? Ambulance? Hello? Gosh, this thing doesn't work at all.