“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

I got it! I got it! I got it! [meteor crashes, dies]

Extinction: It can happen at anytime.

You know, staring contests don't really work if neither of us have eyelids. [the other fish sinks up, sticks tongue out and dies] Never mind. I win!

A circus car? This can't be right!

I'm not The Hulk!

To infinity... [rips the tent, cars run him over] Once again, Pixar was ruined by Cars.

Shrek! What did you do?

[realizes he burned the circus with his torch on purpose] Oh, no! Hulk, how could you be so stupid? Everybody run!

Darn fly! [hits the fly with newspaper, fly laughs] What's so funny?

Read the headline! [man looks at the newspaper, headline says "Flies Take Over the World", a man starts screaming]

Body of Pwoof: Some bodies are pronounced dead. Others were mispronounced.

So we pinned in on him. [farts]

You are so close! [rips his diploma at the University of Walking]

Meme Wolf: It's the worst!

Still not done! [with wolf face in meme image] Don't dream it, meme it!

Wait, I don't think this will... [Pooh rips in half and flies, remaining his head intact] Oh, bother.

It's pronounced "Eeyore" but everybody gets it wrong.

[the new Pooh is introduced] That's what he was angry about?

I told you he needed pants. [button hits him on the head, segment ends]