“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

What a mess! [spins, cleans the room]

[injured by the Hulk] The Tasmanian Devil Duster. Get yours today.

[scaring Alfred E. Neuman and the fish] Hulk don't want tiny screen time!

Okay, that's enough time now.

Let's see, we got a DeLorean...

Yes!

But that's taken.

Oh.

There's a phone booth...

Alright!

But that's out, too. [Agent J groans] Looks like all I have is this!

A pocket Mr. T?

I made it to 1955!

Oh, sure. You get the DeLorean!

[the ice breaks for 27 years after Captain America threw him on purpose] Man, that was not cool! I mean, it was cold. It was just...you know what I mean.

Son, you just came out of a block of ice on top of a rocket ship. Nothing you say makes sense.

K, it's you! I mean, sounds like you; but if you look like a different... [Kay boards the rocket, becomes angry] you know what? I'm tired of this! I'm going back to a simpler time!

Superman

Coming! Almost there...one more minute...ah, forget it! You know, if I don't get it right; it's gonna bug me all day.

I still say this just don't make any sense.

What part of J.J. Abrams don't you understand?

Come on! Are we gonna do this again? [credits roll with J.J. Abram's name, segment ends]

Now the thing to know before handling these flowers is?

Ooh, I know! To avoid the thorns, or else you'll prick your...[touches the fire flower] This is the wrong kind of flower!

Rental Floss 'cause all suckers buy! Although, seriously; floss is not that expensive.

No time to watch the Ice Age movies? Then check out Concise Age.

[to the viewers due to Ice Age characters] Uh, that rat thing wants the nut. If he can't get the nut, also; there's an elephant monster. Some sort.

This has been Concise Age.

Batman

Alfred, at the end of the lane; I'm entering the Batcave as we speak. [as the Batmobile crashed into a Batcave on purpose] Maybe I hit that cave a little too well.

Nemo! That's too far! Come back!

I'm fine dad! What can possibly happen to a fish that's close to a blade, a net, and a worm on a hook?

Ahhh!

Nemo! No!

Hey! Who are you!?

[punches Flounder] That's who I am! Now where's Nemo!?

I have no idea!

[punches Flounder again, twice] Listen, someone captured Nemo, and if I don't get some answers, I'm gonna START BEATING PEOPLE UP!

Start!?

YEAH! START! [continues beating up Flounder]

Wait! Stop! I think I know who it was.

[laughs] This is the best day ever!

Alright, SquarePants! I hear you like catching things in nets! Have you caught a fish called Nemo lately!?

Nemo? How would I know? Wait a second, how are you breathing down here?

IT'S WHAT I DO! [leaves]

Ha! He's lucky he left. I would've taken care of... [Liam Neeson appears again and punches SpongeBob]

I couldn't punch someone wearing 3D glasses. Sure I could! [punches the screen, statics, ends the segment]