“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

[as an annoying man gets crushed by a piano] Finally, some quiet!

Timber! [echoes "Timber" as the tree falls]

Hey! You can't bring that thing in here!

Sorry, boy. I won't be long.

I'm sorry, did you come to watch a movie, or to chew? [old lady talks with mouthful]

Give me back-a-the princess!

Never!

Later, jerk! [punches Jack in the face, sinking him to death]

Bad Idea #7: The Gastronaut.

This is one giant fart for me, and one giant fart also for me. [a spaceship crashes into him]

Have a nice day!

Sheriff RobaBobaLobo: Giving crime the reboot this fall!

From the producers of 20/20 comes 20/80.

Good evening! Tonight on 20/80, we'll go undercover to...I can't read that. It's all blurry.

The hard-any show that puts the news in focus: soft focus.

The fact is thinking for some obnoxious honesty.

20/80: If you want the inside scoop in a slightly pair for a right eye...

Oh, no. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

Then tune in to 20/80.

Okay, this isn't good.

For crying out loud, didn't you hear me? I've been stuck to the ceiling for; like, an hour! Heaven forbid up you look now and then!

[a T-Rex attacks him] Guys! I don't think this is the 1970s!

[the Cyclops swallows a woman] Wow, you know what? This was a really, bad idea. Uh, I'm gonna go.

[the chandelier crashes onto them] But we weren't even zombies!

Four score in seven years... [a pile of puke lands on him] Well, that speech was too long anyway.

Wow! Walking in the wind is more difficult than I thought it would be! [flies off]

Uh-oh! I better climb this ladder to escape! [climbs the ladder, wind flies away] Aaaaah!

Mimes: They think they know everything.