BBowser
Koopa Soup! For a limited time, so jump on it while you can! [Mario enters, jumps in on one of the flavors] That was an expression!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
LBLight Bulb #1
Hey, I got an idea! We should... [burns out]
LBLight Bulb #2
What was your idea?
LBLight Bulb #1
Eh, I lost it. God, I hate that!
KIKid in Bed
Oh, man! Monday? I hate Mondays!
KIKid in Bed
Oh, man! It's Tuesday and the weekend's over? I hate Tuesdays!
[last lines]
DVDarth Vader
Hey, move over! It's cold out here!
MIMan in Court Room
We the jury found the defendant not guilty.
SSSteven's Dad
Steven, I thought I told you to mow... [before he finishes his sentence, Steven sprays him] Aah! It's wet! I hate that! Ah, forget it. I'll mow the lawn.
VSVictoria's Mom
Victoria, I thought I told you to turn that music down... [Victoria sprays her, runs out of the room]
Two scratch-offs, please. [uses X-ray vision] No, not that one. No, not that one; no...yes! That's the one!
Bad Idea #211: Tug-O-Worm!
CCoach
And, go! [the people pull the worm, worm explodes and green goo got everywhere]
C1Classmate #1
Ew!
C2Classmate #2
It's so stinky!
CCoach
This was a bad idea!
[singing] Used to be a mermaid, now I'm just a girl-maid about to marry a prince. [walks into a church and sees Prince Eric about to marry Ursula, much to her surprise] (speaking) Eric! What are you doing!? You're supposed to marry me, not Ursula!
PEPrince Eric
I'm sorry, Ariel. I just can't stand all your constant singing. I mean at first, it was endearing, but now it's just annoying. REALLY ANNOYING! In conclusion, I'd rather marry an evil witch.
Ugh! This is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me! [Ursula turns Ariel back into a mermaid] Nope. Actually, this is worse.
[Ariel is on a date with SpongeBob at The Krusty Krab]
[laughing]
Uhh... I haven't even said anything yet.
[continues laughing as Ariel looks bored]
Ugh. Why can't I find true love? [starts singing] Oh boy! What's my problem?
SScuttle
[holds up some hamburgers] These are called ping waldies! I think they're for blocking out sound.
SSchmidt
Eh, it's worth a shot. [he and the cast of New Girl stick the burgers in their ears]
[singing] Those MAD show folks. What a mess.
[after building a monument] Another job well done! [chuckles, the monument reads "Superman is Awesome!"] I am awesome! [sneezes, the monument collapses]
From the makers of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close comes Extremely Far and Incredibly Blurry starring... [sees two people on a field] Who is that? Is that Tom Hanks? Is that you, Tom? [the two people wave at him] Oh, they don't both wave. They...I just...ah, forget it! Never see this movie lately.
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